Indecent exposure: Which came first...the chicken or the can
by red12b
I PRESENT...MICK JAGGER CHICKEN! Saturday, February 5th 2011 Red12b discovers a new way of cooking a chicken with advanced infusion technology, What he requires is one whole baby chicken, Bourbon and some sprite™, He cracks open the can, spills half of it's contents and fill the rest with Premium Bourbon. Then he shoves that can up the receptacle of the chicken. Places that Can on a Burning pla...
I PRESENT...MICK JAGGER CHICKEN!
Saturday, February 5th 2011
Red12b discovers a new way of cooking a chicken with advanced infusion technology,
What he requires is one whole baby chicken, Bourbon and some sprite™,
He cracks open the can, spills half of it's contents and fill the rest with Premium Bourbon.
Then he shoves that can up the receptacle of the chicken.
Places that Can on a Burning plate of metal, and leaving it to sear and boil for 1 1/2 hours.
As it cooks he takes pictures, sick sick pictures.
His friends gather round and admire in it's allure,
As it chars they add more and more to the surrounding "BBQ" Like "Chicken Nibbles" "Boerewors" ans "Sirloin Steak"
These barbarians then make a "salad" for some sort of healthy option...
As the chicken is literally cooked from the inside out, the meat starts to drip from the carcass these sick fucking bastards start to salivate as the smell that emanates from the searing flesh fill their nostrils
They grab their plates in anticipation and pile the "food" on as fast as they can muster
What was left of the remains were chucked out with the common garbage
If you know or if you see any of these people in your travels please contact your local authorities as soon as you are able,
these sick motherfuckers must be apprehended as fast as possible.