Duder, it's over!

O Fandom, you can come and render your brand dumb,

But we're not just random, we're acting in tandem.

You came and you lynched, but we're under Dan's thumb.

Corporate synergy? It's lethargy, because you have no energy.

Business model was proven but now you pray for RNG.

Pal, you had value, but now all you can do

Is hunt for that dollar and live like Ayn Rand do.

You bought up Coca-Cola and removed all of the taste.

You bought a king-sized buffet and then let it go to waste.

You bought all of the sunshine and covered it in shade.

You bought our favorite website, but we're the ones who paid.

You sold off everything we loved and did it on a whim,

But the only one who'll end up jailed is a little boy named Tim.