E3: And The Winner Is...

Oh crap! I almost forgot! E3 happened!

If you read this site and my blog, you already know everything about the games I'll list off here, so I will save everyone's time by making this short and sweet.

E3 was good this year. To say it was great, well, maybe that's being a little generous. I was underwhelmed, to be honest. I expected so much more from everyone. But! You can't always get what you want. And so, without further ado, here's the games from E3 I thought looked notable.

Shut Up And Take My Money

• Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon - OH YES, MORE LUIGI'S MANSION. Loved the first one, this one should be equally incredible.
• Paper Mario: Sticker Star - A new Luigi's Mansion AND a new Paper Mario? Oh, Nintendo, you shouldn't have!
• Persona 4: The Golden - Do I need to say any more? It's Persona 4. For my Vita, which didn't get enough love this E3.

Give Me More Info

• Watch Dogs - HACK MOAR. I want to be a future dude hacking cellphones and traffic lights, but repetitive gimmicks? No thank you. Show me more.
• The Last Of Us - I'm still confused about what this is, but it looks very interesting. I'm excited.
• Assassin's Creed III: Liberation - I want good Vita games, so thanks for this, but I should probably play 2/Brotherhood/Revelations. More info!
• Beyond: Two Souls - More Quantic Dream? Yes please. Gameplay footage? Also yes please.
• Dust 514 - I want EVE Online, but I want it spoon-fed to me, not dumped on me by a garbage truck.
• PSX ON VITA - This isn't a game, but this is a great concept. Do it, Sony, do it right.

Seriously?

• PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale - I never asked for this. Who did?
• Nintendoland - *sigh*
• ZombiU - *sighhhhhhhh*
• Halo 4 - I just... Why? If this game is good, then good on 343. But I just don't see a world in which someone can get away with naming a product Halo 4.

So there you have it. Oh, the winner? Who won E3? We did. We always win E3. Because we have the power of choice.

Until next time.