Paul Blart: Mall Cop: The Game

Just got done seeing the amazing, special effects laden film epic which is Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

While the movie is shit, I can't help but think it would make a great budget video game.  Playing Kevin James in a 3rd person perspective, speeding around a mall, sometimes on a Segway, sometimes on foot, changing into different outfits to meet the demands of his job.  Plus, you got the dudes running around doing parkour while you beat them off with various mall items.  This seems like Adam Sandler just left money laying on the table when it came to the E for Everyone crowd.

Oh, and this movie is shit.  Even my 8 year old was relieved it was over.  Of course, he wants to see Hotel for Dogs next.

I'm scared, someone hold me.