I don’t know how many of you (who am I talking to?) had those Scary Stories books as a kid, but I sure did. If you don’t know, these were short books targeted at children, and contained a number of scary folklore stories. Though I haven’t read one in a long while, I vividly remember being legitimately scared of these stories as a child, and hiding under my covers to go to sleep after reading th...
"....And if you want regular water, too effing bad. Anytime you ask for water, you're going to get this godawful mineral water. I even asked for regular water at the bowling alley, which is Stillewasser in German, and they didn't have any. They didn't have any. They didn't have any water." " So Germany was finally eliminated from the World Cup. These soccer, 'Fußbol' fans are effing crazy . The...
I love that commercial for Sunny Delight. It's the one with the straight-outta-the-80s looking kids opening the fridge in search of beverages. The apparent resident child of the household riffles through a few options. It goes something like this: "We've got soda, juice, some purple stuff, sunny delight..." At this point all of the other kids exclaim "Sunny Delight!" in unison. Scene change, th...