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Zero Calorie Soda, Ye Be Warned

by origina1penguin

Lately, I've been drinking copious amounts of zero calorie soda. They don't taste bad at all and they don't kill you nearly as fast as regular soda. However, I give you this dire warning: Zero calorie soda tastes horrible within minutes of opening! If you don't drink it quickly, then you will surely end up with a very nasty beverage! That is all.

Lately, I've been drinking copious amounts of zero calorie soda.  They don't taste bad at all and they don't kill you nearly as fast as regular soda.  However, I give you this dire warning:

Zero calorie soda tastes horrible within minutes of opening!  If you don't drink it quickly, then you will surely end up with a very nasty beverage!




That is all.