Nintendo just pulled a Keyser Soze

I'm sitting here, about 20 minutes after the press conference ended, and I'm still shocked. Nintendo just convinced the other two consoles to make casual-like games for their platforms, and here comes Nintendo saying, "Dude, FUCK THAT. WE'RE MAKING HARDCORE GAMES AGAIN."
 
Zelda, Goldeneye, Donkey Kong, Kid Icarus, Kirby, 3DS with a new Metal Gear.  
 
I don't own a Wii, but this press conference finally pushed me to purchase one as soon as possible. I can't even write right now.  
 
Bravo, Nintendo. You literally just did THAT.