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Noby Noby Boy blows both my hemispheres.

by tebbit

Dude, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! A few things describe Noby Noby Boy: 1: Controls are fucked up (Think dual-joystick shooter, but where the bullet is your legs). 2: You can eat too much, and remove your arse or head, at which point it can skitter around on its own. 3: Wandering NPC's determine that it would be a good idea to go for a ride on your back. 4: ... 5: Katamari References!!! 6: Profit...

Dude, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


A few things describe Noby Noby Boy:

1: Controls are fucked up (Think dual-joystick shooter, but where the bullet is your legs).
2: You can eat too much, and remove your arse or head, at which point it can skitter around on its own.
3: Wandering NPC's determine that it would be a good idea to go for a ride on your back.
4: ...
5: Katamari References!!!
6: Profit (probably).

I don't even know if i'm having fun yet.
All I knows is that I ate 27 farmyard animals, before having my head ejected from my body, flying into a pedestrian cat mail lady and jamming her in a window.

Noby Noby Boy, in stores now.

:-O