PAX East 2013 in 100 Words (or thereabouts)

Presented in (mostly) chronological order without explanation or context:

• Downstairs Mexican
• Backpackin' Beer in the Snow
• More Technical Issues
• Track Jackets
• The Music Died
• Expensive Pins
• Dive Kickin'
• No Fuckin’ Pooyan
• Mod Shenanigans
• Gonna Need More Stools
• Vinny: "What's your real name?" Me: "Brad." Vinny: "Oh, I'll never remember that."
• Giant Chicken Parm
• TIIIIIIIYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUPS
• Rasslin' Talk with Alex
• Holding Cell
• CERTIFIED!
• Bagpipe Mariachi Tubas
• Section One Alepha
• Eavesdropping on the History of Saluting
• Transistor on the Big Screen
• Early Luigi
• 404 AYDS
• Anne Hathaway Panel
• Partial Genocide
• Farts That Go Into Your Vagina
• Milk & Cookies
• Grope Photo
• TIIIIIIIYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUPS
• Feeling Blue
• 4-Player Dive Kickin'
• Steak Bombs
• Indie Wandering
• Fruit Fucker Cliffy
• Messed Up Spaceteam
• Creamsicle Coke