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'Games Which Made Me Say Words My Mother Most Certainly Didn't Teach Me' List

by camling

I take my games quite seriously. And sometimes, I swear at them. Not too often, mind you, I'm a very polite person. But when I try to kill some asshole for the thiertieth fucking time and still get demolished...

So far, it's going to be a short list, because I simply can't remember. But it's going to fill up, I'm sure of it.

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Resident Evil 5

1. Resident Evil 5

I hate Vesker. And my AI partner surely didn't help - "No, I need you behind his back, not running with me like a dog!"

Batman: Arkham Asylum

2. Batman: Arkham Asylum

Awesome game and not too difficult to S-rank. But during some of the challenges, I might have been less than polite...

And Yet It Moves

3. And Yet It Moves

I was quite pissed in the later levels, where everything looks crazy, platforms disappear under your feet, some exist only under certain circumstances and most of the movement consists of leaps of faith.

VVVVVV

4. VVVVVV

Well, this one was pretty fast - 10 minutes in and I was already cursing, because I simply couldn't get past that particular screen.

Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

5. Dragon Age: Origins - Awakening

Oh, come on! Taking away my inventory after 70+ hours of playing? At least I got it all back relatively soon... And had to manually put every single piece of equipment back to every single dude in my party! Not cool.

GRID

6. GRID

Just two minutes from the start of the game to the smoking pile of scrap metal and I didn't even have to try.

Trine

7. Trine

Awesome game. But at one moment, the combination of the highest difficulty, glitching physics and those fucking bats was quite frustrating.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

8. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3

Great multiplayer! With a shitload of fucking cheaters!

Assassin's Creed II

9. Assassin's Creed II

The ending was one big "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Psychonauts

10. Psychonauts

I love that game. But man, fuck Meat Circus. Even in the easier Steam version, it still drives me crazy.

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