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Poor Power Gig!
Space flight, heck yeah! With cinematic camera. Let me ship narcotics from Leesti to Lave we have ourselves a mother effing *game*, gentlemen.
You can totally chop up fruit in this game. It's like Cooking Mama, but Mama's recipes never called for human legs and half a car. Also everything is gushing with Kojima's trademark homoerotic electrospunk. Hot!
You may balk, but this game absolutely scans your body like in 80's sci-fi flicks, then gets you punching cubes into smaller cubes and kicking the ess out of a giant wall of cubes. As a man who hates cubes this game is a game for me. There is also some sort of fitness element, but eff that.
First NFS game I'm stoked for in a long time. Mostly because there's a Veyron cop car, but also because Criterion have come to save NFS from itself.
Game about holes that take you to other holes returns in 2011 bearing trees and external holes. The music in the trailer has an awesome chiptune vibe, and it's on PS3. Which was a surprise.
Nintendo has developed a new fondness for the word "Epic" just as the rest of the world is growing sick of it. Luckily this adorable little plaything looks utterly beguiling.
A proper Zelda on Wii featuring a unsettlingly adolescent Link bearing a whip? HOOK SHOT ME THE F UP. Hook shot! BAM: There it is. Each Zelda is an object lesson in superlative game design, and this will be no different. Here's to the good times.
Epic Rayman: Origins: Brotherhood. Fanciful art style and slapstick antics. Signed.