Unprofessional Fridays: 05/20/2016

When you take air into your lungs, oxygen is absorbed into the capillaries (blood vessels) in your lungs, then goes to the heart, where the oxygenated blood is pumped around your body to give the cells in your body the nutrients and oxygen they need to function. That's the primary function of blood, Dan.

i got my unprofessional suit on...so lets do this!

Twisted Metal 2 in the screencap, I'm good with whatever this show was.

Edit: God dammit, I can't believe they grumped all over those glorious endings.

Why do they keep saying corejule?

It's core-dee-al

Quick upload! Thanks!

This was a chill and cool UPF. Cheers to Steve!

Rolling directly from Vinnyvania archive into UPF... life is good!

The illustrious and infamous Fobwashed!

Oh shit, Fobwashed!

Woo, @fobwashed!

Today, Dan learns about sex.

Hey! That's a @fobwashed!

woooo @fobwashed!!!!

For the record, Gilbert is not of Green Gables. Green Gables is the farm where Anne lives.

I never actually read any of the Anne books but I used to like the animated series.

Oh! @fobwashed!

Oxygen bars are the original vape.

Nope.

Fobwashed! It turns out you're not just really talented, you're a good-looking duder to boot.

The "dark fucking research project" Jeff mentioned, where you could oxygenate your blood thus bypassing the need to breathe in air already exists.

Its called ECMO (extracorporeal membrane oxygenation).

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But the technique is far from perfected, its pretty risky.

@jambowned: http://www.macmillandictionary.com/us/pronunciation/american/cordial_1

it's more like Kor-Jill

So white blood cells are just the edible shell of red blood cells right?

Stand by for action!

I think Conker's Bad Fur Day beat Max Payne in Bullet-time by like, a month or two.

Even though, it was for only 1 scene in that game, it was pretty badass with procedurally destructible columns in the environment.

This fobwashed guy has some potential maybe

who is this guest? anyone know?

A wild Fobwashed appeared!

The GIF-Man himself.

Here's the chat archive.

@fobwashed!! <3

I don't think anyone could claim to be a bigger fan of GB than Fobwashed. I knew it was only a matter of time before he showed up on set.

This whole Doom thing ain't working out for Brad.

That Soft Bodies game (I think that's what it was called) literally sounds like the movie Andromeda Strain from the 70s (I think, maybe the 60s). The way out there sound effects and weird ass music. Perfect :D

@aziridine: yeah, I saw a couple patients on ECMO and those things are amazing to see.

Does anyone actually find Dan's whole ignorance skit funny? I think this will be the first year that I skip out on GB premium.... Giant Bomb seems to have evolved into Giant Ryckert.

Please stop mispronouncing cordial.

Wait... Lego Dimensions came out???

I really do not like it when Dan goes on down youtube rabbit holes on here.

Ugh, Brad's game put me to sleep.

Who did Fobwashed say was a scary celebrity transformation? It's around minute 53. I can't make it out. English isn't my first language, so I'll blame that.

Is that Fobwashed?

@jambowned: Right? I just assumed they were talking about some weird American drink until I read the comments. Turns out it's just another questionable way Americans pronounce shit.

@aziridine: yeah, I saw a couple patients on ECMO and those things are amazing to see.

@esdeib: He said: Carrot Top

yes -_-

@efesell: its cord-e-ahl. Americans dont even drink it.

But yes, its pronounced differently to the same word meaning polite or socially hospitable.

East vs West Gang Beasts does need to happen.