ALBUMMER!

As Albummer! goes on an indefinite hiatus we reflect upon what we learned listening to sixty-six critically reviled albums. Oh and we talk a little bit about Pure Moods but mostly we just riff. We love you.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe we wouldn't have ever started this podcast. Oh my god there are so many Swedish fake country songs.

Bee bah pah bado bah, we're talking about Scatman John's full length album. Oh you didn't know he had an album? We didn't even know there were any other words besides skibby deeby dee.

Yabba Dabba California warn ya today on Albummer! We're talking about the second double album released by the Red Hot Chili Peppers THIS YEAR, "Return of the Dream Canteen."

Today on Albummer! we're wrapping up Monthtobatallica or whatever with 2016's "Hardwired... To Self Destruct." Our guest is comedian Shane Torres came in with an open mind and left with a broken spirit!

Today on Albummer! we're continuing Monthtallica (or Metallitober if you follow the Gregorian Calendar) by doing a deep dive into 2008's Death Magnetic with our buddy Jonah Ray. He's good boy with mostly nice things to say.

60 episodes? In a row? This week on Albummer! we're doing a very spooky Halloween mailbag and answering thought-provoking questions about candy and mischief night. Jeremy is probably a felon.

This week on Albummer! we're continuing Monthtallica, our deep dive into the later half Metallica albums with the sequel to Load, the aptly named Reload. We're joined by fellow podcaster Alex Ptak who famously bought this as his first pre-teen music purchase.

Today on Albummer! we're talking about Metallica's first post black album release and arguably the beginning of their decent into madness. This is our first episode of Monthtallica and we're joined by comedian and human inkblot Shayne Smith!

his week on Albummer! we're talking about Dee Dee Ramone's solo rap album, "Standing in the Spotlight." Show us on the leather jacket where he hurt you.

Today on Albummer! we're talking about The Clash's last album, the non-ironically named Cut the Crap. A beloved band ending with a swan song akin to a diaper on fire? Sounds like a solid episode idea!

Today on Albummer! the gang is joined by enemy of the show and War on Women front person Shawna Potter to talk about Alien Ant Farm. Do you remember those nu-metal guys who covered a Michael Jackson song? Turns out they had 12 original songs on that CD, too.

Today on Albummer! we're talking about Ryan Gosling's Band, Dead Man's Bones, and their only album from 2009. Can beautiful people be spooky? Maybe.

This week on Albummer! the gang is talking about the Sonic Adventure 2 soundtrack with Hard Drive Magazine editor Jeremy Kaplowitz. This album was so good it even made Jordan consider buying a Dreamcast.

We're looking at the soundtrack to Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, 14 classic cover songs made by contemporary punk musicians. Plus, we're joined by James Munoz of The Bled who actually played on this album (even if he never played the game).

Today on Albummer! we're joined by YouTuber, drummer, and actual video game player Jon Sudano to talk about the Quake soundtrack. It's like four hours of computer farting in Hell. Good work, Trent Reznor!

Today on Albummer! we're talking about Aerosmith's 2012 release "Music from Another Dimension." As Lucie points out, unfortunately, this sounds exactly like it came from our suck-ass dimension.

Whoa today we're talking about WWE Originals with wrestling fanatic Dan Ryckert. He forced us to endure 17 unlistenable songs by thicc adults covered in baby oil and then we spent a long time talking about what constitutes a burrito!

This week we're talking about ScarJo's 2008 debut album, "Anywhere I Lay My Head," a collection of Tom Waits cover songs that nobody wanted. Is this technically part of the MCU now?

Today on Albummer! the gang is joined by Stereogum senior editor Tom Breihan to talk about Transplants self titled debut. If you liked Rancid, Operation Ivy, Blink-182, or commercials for shampoo in the year 2002 you're going to love this episode!

Today on Albummer! we're talking about Freddy's Greatest Hits, a collection of Doo Wop songs with a couple of samples of Freddy Kruger without curses. What the heck? Why doesn't he rap?

Today on Albummer! the gang takes a look at Liz Phair's 2003 self-titled album which frankly, kicks ass. Why did it get notoriously harsh reviews from several huge publications upon its release? Oh yeah, sexism!

Today on Albummer! we're talking music from and inspired by Mission Impossible 2. It's a dozen nu-metal songs that weren't in the movie and a Tori Amos bop for good measure. WTF?

This week on Albummer! we're talking about the Jet album that notoriously got a 0.0 and a video of a monkey pissing as a review on Pitchfork. Is this that bad? It's not even the worst thing we've listened to this month but man, what a discussion!