Dear Shank
I don't really mean what I said in the title it's just we have been dating for 3 hours now and I feel that it's over. We had some good times in that three hours but you kept saying the same thing over and over again and I have to move on and see other people instead of the same four or five guys you gave me. Yes, I think you are beautiful, it's not about that at all! It's not about looks! You want to know why? an example of why I am not happy with you? I nearly fell asleep when you told me about your past and I think in a relationship you should engage me with epic story telling.... and to be honest I don't mean to be cheap but for me to take you out on a $14.99 dinner on the first date and for you to not be around in the morning really hurt me inside. I wanted to introduce you to my friend who lives in another state and maybe after a few drinks the three of us could of had a good time but since you don't know how to use the internet you will never meet my friend but I'm sure you will somehow learn enough of the internet to sell me something down the road I am sure of it and then maybe then we can revisit our date and try and work something out. I did enjoy all the different costumes you wore and all the family members I had to fight but to be honest it felt like I was fighting children who were telling me their weakness. Don't bother sending me an angry response Shank with excuses about you being independent and that is why you can't help yourself we both know when I was dating Castle Crashers and we were just friends that she offered everything you did but she was exciting, never boring and yes she was a bit of a ho and let me and three other friends player her and she cost far less. I guess I shoulda put a ring on it. I waited a year to be with you and I can't believe how disappointed I am not angry with you just disappointed so lets take a break.... let's see other people and maybe if you come back a year from now a little bit more mature I'll give you another go. You can't get everything right the first time so please for me work on those things and maybe we can have a future together.
Shank
Game » consists of 4 releases. Released Aug 24, 2010
A bloody tale of revenge, Shank is a 2D brawler which has players slicing, shooting, grenading and chainsawing their way through enemies.
Shank is the name of the game. More like Sh%@...
Dear Shank
I don't really mean what I said in the title it's just we have been dating for 3 hours now and I feel that it's over. We had some good times in that three hours but you kept saying the same thing over and over again and I have to move on and see other people instead of the same four or five guys you gave me. Yes, I think you are beautiful, it's not about that at all! It's not about looks! You want to know why? an example of why I am not happy with you? I nearly fell asleep when you told me about your past and I think in a relationship you should engage me with epic story telling.... and to be honest I don't mean to be cheap but for me to take you out on a $14.99 dinner on the first date and for you to not be around in the morning really hurt me inside. I wanted to introduce you to my friend who lives in another state and maybe after a few drinks the three of us could of had a good time but since you don't know how to use the internet you will never meet my friend but I'm sure you will somehow learn enough of the internet to sell me something down the road I am sure of it and then maybe then we can revisit our date and try and work something out. I did enjoy all the different costumes you wore and all the family members I had to fight but to be honest it felt like I was fighting children who were telling me their weakness. Don't bother sending me an angry response Shank with excuses about you being independent and that is why you can't help yourself we both know when I was dating Castle Crashers and we were just friends that she offered everything you did but she was exciting, never boring and yes she was a bit of a ho and let me and three other friends player her and she cost far less. I guess I shoulda put a ring on it. I waited a year to be with you and I can't believe how disappointed I am not angry with you just disappointed so lets take a break.... let's see other people and maybe if you come back a year from now a little bit more mature I'll give you another go. You can't get everything right the first time so please for me work on those things and maybe we can have a future together.
"Don't bother sending me an angry response Shank with excuses about you being independent and that is why you can't help yourself we both know when I was dating Castle Crashers and we were just friends that she offered everything you did but she was exciting, never boring and yes she was a bit of a ho and let me and three other friends player her and she cost far less"
Castle Crashers was $15 when it was released and the online was downright unusable. I bought the game the day it came out and was quite done with it when they finally patched it, so I barely got to experience the co-op. On the single player side, Shank gave me more than Castle Crashers ever could.
Clever post. I didn't play it but $15 for 3 hours is one thing. $15 for 3 hours with no other modes would be another.
Example. Rocket Knight was worth the price because of the modes and things you could unlock. Limbo, while it was amazing however is not worth $15. In same regard, scott pilgrim was $10 and has a shit ton more replayability.
People can make all the "cool story bro" and " you complain about money vs hours" all people want. If you enjoy tossing money out the window at games that provide nothing to go back on by all means go ahead.
I'm so sick of this dumb argument. Shitty DS games are like $25. Get some perspective. Suck it up. It's only $15 dollars for a good downloadable game. Sorry you've been spoiled on $10 games.
To be fair, I think you're right about Shank or Limbo or what not being overpriced in terms of it's feature set on paper or on first impression. But it's really hard not to make the argument that a large portion of value can be largely subjective to a person's enjoyment of the game. This also isn't even regarding the fact that some people may value their $15 differently as well depending on their economic condition or status.
" I'm so sick of this dumb argument. Shitty DS games are like $25. Get some perspective. Suck it up. It's only $15 dollars for a good downloadable game. Sorry you've been spoiled on $10 games. "No we were hit just right with $10 down-loadable games and like all normal sane thinking people we don't want to get ripped off on pricing.
$15 for a game that lasts 3 hours is acceptable if its challenging enough to last 10, If it's 3 hours in one sitting it's ridiculous, even if it looks like the frickin Mona Lisa. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise.
" @Wes899 said:I'm not kidding myself. It's fifteen fucking dollars. That might as well be free." I'm so sick of this dumb argument. Shitty DS games are like $25. Get some perspective. Suck it up. It's only $15 dollars for a good downloadable game. Sorry you've been spoiled on $10 games. "No we were hit just right with $10 down-loadable games and like all normal sane thinking people we don't want to get ripped off on pricing. $15 for a game that lasts 3 hours is acceptable if its challenging enough to last 10, If it's 3 hours in one sitting it's ridiculous, even if it looks like the frickin Mona Lisa. You're kidding yourself if you think otherwise. "
Scott Pilgrim was only $10! It's really buggy and kind of boring but hey SWEET MUSIC PLUS IT'S SCOTT PILGRIM
p.s. shank rules
It is sad but at work I could read everything that written to me but I could not respond because Giantbomb does not work but I wanted to respond to everyone I could whether you are a big meanie or giving me a compliment.
First off sorry to everyone that I didn't break it up in a paragraph. I tried to go for a different look and the fact that I don't use puncuation properally as is the fact that it was that long I bet it was tedious to read. I did not think many people would see it.
@MistaSparkle:
- I don't know if you were being mean but "She" is taking it quite well. She did tell me that she was pregant though... I don't know if that is a desperate plee to keep me or not...
@Wes899:
- You are kind of right.. I would be glad to pay another $20 more dollars for 4 more hours of gameplay =) so my real complaint is the game was only 3 hours long I was just bitter about spending $14.99 which because of my surgery is alot of money to me right now and I wish I could of spent that on something that would of lasted me a little longer. For an example for my next surgery I'll be out of work for three weeks and I need something to pass my time, I'd be bored as shit if I just bought Shank. However, your comment on saying DS games are $25.00 and they are worse... is just plain silly I don't buy those horrible games that is like me bitching about the price of a Big Mac and you are like "OH YEAH WELL HOME DEPOTS SALES NAILS!" :) It's a good point just doesn't make sense to me... $14.99 is practically free... :( I wish that was the case for me. I'm broke as hell lately. Someone already said it but they were correct that value isn't the same for everyone.
@heatDrive88:
How silly of me to expect good things from a game despite it's genre. I'm not mad I bought it. I'm glad to support the company and hope they come out with games that are similar I just hope they meet me half way on their next game. I am glad you were being fair though I was only slightly mad at you but now I like you again.
@zityz:
- Thanks! If I could give you an award for the most inteligent reply you would win!
@Nadafinga:
See folks this is a great response! Nada doesn't agree with me but can see the value of what I was trying to do. =) Though I disagree with your name being blue, I would be glad to be your friend!
@mdnytecartunr:
LoL! Touche.... I can't even agure with that at all haha.
@Ahmad_Metallic:
@dudeglove:
=) Thank you I just wanted to add some humor and get some profile views.
@SpiralStairs:
- I know what you mean! But at the same time I am glad that they are able to add more content and get paid for it to be honest. That is what I have been saying this whole time I don't really hate the game I just wish there was more to it and I truly hope they come out with more games like this.
@onarum:
- Lessoned learned sorry :( :(
Seriously, I miss the $10.00 days I feel like an old grand pa saying that but it was only last year!! Think of it this way folks You buy two games at $30 now but last year it was 3 games Dun dun duuuuuuhhhh! Some games are worth it though. I didn't think Limbo was bad and my gf play the hell out of it so $15.00 was okay for me. I play the hell out of Hydro thunder and I'm okay with paying $15.00 but Shank.... I'm done with it I got nothing... I can't even trade it in for $4.00 at a videogame store... I'm stuck with it lol.
All in all I wrote this for fun. Thank you everyone for your feedback.
" Well, since the beginning I planned to wait out until it gets to under 10 bucks, @Wes899 said:actually the lack of paragraphs is perfect for the way this duder is breaking up with the game" I saw you complained about price per hour and stopped. "I saw the lack of paragraphs and stopped. "
u should definitely read it
I haven't played Shank, so I can't wade in whether I agree with you on that front or not; however, this was an entertaining as hell read, I thank you for that.
Castle Crashers combat is based around stats, not skill. An entirely different breed of game.
Of course that means in Shank there is repetition. So you can, like, you know, get better at it and stuff.
If you play Shank for what it was made for, hard mode, and really take the time to learn it, it's 10x as rewarding as mashing buttons and leveling up.
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