So I spend 1600$ on a quite powerful gaming rig which can run circles around any FPS.  I naturally want to get Bionic Commando on it, so I get Bionic Commando Rearmed on the same platform so I can get the bonus costume.

The game has yet to fully function.

They charge 5$ more because they can get away with it on PC and the result is an obvious console port that doesn't even make it past the map screen before irrevocably crashing.

They had better fix this and soon.