xenturik
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All reviewsBleach: Dark Souls2007
4 out of 5 starsPlayed through in Winter/Spring of 2009. So…there’s this angsty Ginger who…“sees dead people”…he also sees the Grim Reapers tasked with collecting said dead people. But what he’s REALLY looking at, are the Super Comfy Samurai Pajamas these “Reapers” roll in. So I’m pretty sure the rest of the plot revolves around them fighting for Flowy Pajama Pants Supremacy…if not, than at least it might as well be. In this world…
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune2007
4 out of 5 starsPlayed through in Winter 09. So…there’s this guy… he rocks a half-tucked long sleeve t-shirt and has an affinity for all things shiny, which include a spunky blond reporter and his ancestor’s lost treasure (not necessarily in that order). And so “half-tucked shirt guy” finds himself entrenched in a harrowing adventure, surviving sweaty jungles and scaling ancient ruins, escaping perilous dangers where I’m sure all…
No More Heroes2007
3 out of 5 starsPlayed Through in Winter 09. So…you play as this dude…who has a serious case of IBS . And when he’s not playing “Catch the Fuzzy” with his little kitten Jeane… he’s decapitating goons with his online ordered Light Saber and washing his hair in a shower of their blood…which easily explains the great hair… Not that anything really HAS to be explained about this game, I mean…it’s made by Goichi Suda, a man who to me,…
Assassin's Creed2007
3 out of 5 starsPlayed Through in Fall 2009. So…there’s this guy who…likes to SHANK a fool or two...and when he’s not playing hopscotch across the rooftops of Old Jerusalem, he’s popping in and out of the memory of his latest descendent from the future who’s trying to shack up with Kristen Bell…. a weird rubbery looking Kristen Bell, but hey, who am I to playa hate... Assassin’s Creed impressed me. It even got under my skin a…
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Apr 30, 2023
2022 TV Series: We Happy REVIEW!
Apr 30, 2023
2022: We Happy Review!
Apr 30, 2023
" My yearly ( and timely ) diary of art entertainment" Thanks for dropping by! Below you will find links to my thoughts on every game, show, and movie I engaged with last year. Games played in 2022 TV Series seen in 2022 Movies watched in 2022 Feel Free to peruse to your heart's delight. Let me know if there is anything I missed out on this year that you think I should check out. Also, I would...
2022 Games: We Happy REVIEW!
Apr 30, 2023
2021: REVIEW Kids on the Block
Dec 27, 2021
"My yearly diary of art entertainment" Thanks for dropping by! Below you will find links to my thoughts on all the games, shows, and movies I engaged with this year. Here you go! Every Game I Played in 2021 Every TV Show I Saw in 2021 Every Movie I Watched in 2021 Feel Free to peruse to your heart's delight. Let me know if there is anything I missed out on this year that you think I should chec...
2021: REVIEW Kids on the Block (Movies)
Dec 22, 2021
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