What Video Games Taught Me
A list of games and the things they taught me.
List items
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If there are evil beings around, be careful that they don't trap you with your back to the wall.
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1. Stock up on important items in advance, so you won't run out when you need them.
2. When leveling up, think about what you choose, don't just choose something because it sounds cool at the moment.
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Be careful where you tread; and always look for a cheap trick if faced with overwhelming opposition.
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Beating a video game legitimately is more fun than using cheats.
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If the programming of a video game is crappy and puts you at a disadvantage, feel free to use cheats.
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Never finish a game with the default character.
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Given enough tools and options, it's impossible to run out of ideas for new characters.
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If you give away household items, you may find them on sale somewhere, some day.
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If you lead the team, never go in first.
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If grenades are not very abundant and expensive, save them up and never use them. Same goes for Mini-Nukes. Those are only for final bosses.
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Save often, or else you might die or lose randomly because you missed a detail.
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A hidden object game where you can click as often as you want is the most casual thing that exists.
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People like dumb shit.
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People feel entitled because they like dumb shit.
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If you're alone in the woods at night, and it's raining, build a garland out of flowers, it'll calm you down.
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If you CAN store spare parts for your vehicle, do so. You'll need them all eventually.
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Before you start playing with your character, make sure you really like how they look, just in case changing their appearance costs 10€.
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Even an educational visual novel will have romance options.
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