Favorite Games (2022 Update)
Descriptions transcribed from Discord voice chat.
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"This game is alright, I guess."
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"This game is pretty good. I like the big monkey."
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"I like it when the main character be horny on main."
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"I can't think of anything clever for this game."
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"I can't believe Nick Sobotka grew up to be John Halo!"
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"What do you say about VLR? No spoilers please. Oh fuck, what was the guy's name who made VLR? What's his name? No, I'm actually asking you, TK, what's his name? Well..."
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"What's the name of the thing? The funi- fun- funi- what's it called? Funyarinpa? Oh my god. Is that what it is?"
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"Metal Gear!?!?!?"
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"It's pronounced Soo-wee-coh-den."
"Best combination attacks in town."
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"The Egyptians are better."
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"I like the Dolphins (There is no end for us)."
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"I know nothing about it."
"You fight Dante that one time."
"Weird phallic thing. That's in it, right?"
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"This game reinforces negative Italian stereotypes. That star is cute though (laughs)."
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"I like Hungarian queens and I cannot lie."
"You can make it more lewd. Please add that."
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"It's called me coughing, mom. Jeez. No, don't do that! (coughs)."
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"Mass Effect 1 is better."
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"Pepsi Man. The game would be better if Pepsi Man was in it."
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I have a hard time picking a favorite Zelda. Right now, it's Ocarina of Time.
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"Elden Ring is probably better."
"Are you actually submitting these? Okay."
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"It sucks. Get it?"
Editor's Note: This joke sucks.
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