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#1  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
@cide said:
" In high school, in art class.. someone stole my fucking art project. I suspected the kid who did it, this kelpto who swiped a CD from me earlier that year, so after my teacher refused to do anything without proof, I grabbed his backpack and searched his shit and found my canvas folded up and scribbled on with blue pen. I punched him in the side of the head and knocked him off his stool with no repercussions.   I don't care what kind of person you are or what you believe, don't touch another man's shit. "
Word.
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#2  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer

Word, this is the album of the year right here.

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#3  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer

Hello giantbomb community, first, lemme just say I apologize for that really stupid title there, I have no witty or funny way to make this interesting, but, at least I tried, here's just my thought's on the Killzone 3 beta, now, before I get spammers constantly asking me "Hey bro, how`d you get into that beta dawg?"... Your not going to  believe this but, if you make an Indian PSN account, you can actually download it free, no, you won't get in trouble, and no, I`m not one of those disgusting, retarded spammers. So, you go ahead and download that beta, and then come back here as you wait for it to finish downloading and installing, you can thank me later. OK, well, let's start this jazz.

 Look at the determination in that dude's eyes.
 Look at the determination in that dude's eyes.

Before I Tried the Demo

Well, as I was sitting there, just waiting for that beta, that, at the time at least, was gonna look really disappointing, looked for some game play video's on the thing people like to call "the Internet", and, based on what I`ve seen I was blown, looking at the game play just gave me a modern warfare 2-ish feeling, and, since I eat the shit that comes out of Infinity Wards ass, I wanted to play it.
 

Graphics, AKA, shiny things that explode

 Well, I turned the beta on, found the main menu, and it was stunning, now, because Google isn't going to be my friend today, I couldn't find any pics of the main menu, BUT, I will gladly describe it... actually no I won't that's just boring, but it's a cinematic main menu, that's all you should know. Now, on the part people actually care about, the ACTUAL game, now, take a look at this picture, and just look at how shiny this looks.

Yes, I know, it's blurry, deal with it.
Yes, I know, it's blurry, deal with it.

Well, uhm, dude, you know what lemme find another picture this is just horrible.
 

 That's MUCH better, thanks Google, I knew you wouldn't let me down.
 That's MUCH better, thanks Google, I knew you wouldn't let me down.

That's actual game play right there, but, so I don't keep on sounding like i`m repeating things, all in all, it's really good, there are realistic assets when shooting someone though, like, shooting someone in the head can knock someone's helmet off, shooting walls can put bullet holes in them, yeah, all of that good stuff, you know, how most first person shooter's should be.
 

Game Play/Controls

I gotta say, thing's work really well, I mean, it's a good way to bring the anger out of someone that's had a bad day, but, anyways, to keep it short and simple, i`m not even gonna lie, it took me a while to get used to the controls, normally I wouldn't bitch about thing's like that, but i've really been fucked over by my failure to get used to them. As for the game play itself, here's where thing's actually get more interesting, well, based on what i`ve seen, you get something called "Unlock Points" which, I guess, you use those points to unlock things (Naw, naw THAT'S not what they`re used for), as for as the thing you unlock, there are just various guns, you know, the usual.
 
In the beta you can only play online, BUT, you can play all by yourself using bots, with four difficulty levels, their are two maps, some kind of snow zone, and one that looks like some kind of post apocalypse area, there are two modes, Mission Mode, and Deathmatch, Mission Mode are just random objectives that you and your team mates must complete, and i`m pretty sure you know what Deathmatch is.

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Well, I know this pretty much sucked, and i`m sorry if I just disappointed you with this read, but i`m still new to this, but hey, i`m pretty sure that Killzone 3 beta will make you feel all better, right?
 
PEACE!
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#4  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
@ChromaticPanther said:
" Kane & Lynch. If anyone disagrees with this, they are wrong. "
Well, this game IS the reason why this website exist`s, but, that's a whole different scenario.
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#5  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
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" Ones that quickly come to mind are Skate 3, Spore, Quake 4, Aliens vs. Predator (2010)... Really didn't like those. I also regret buying Marble Madness (Sega Megadrive) and Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout (NES). I got those when I was really young and would only get 1 maybe 2 games a year max and they were total gash. A couple of other games I could've easily done without are Cryostasis, Trine and Metro 2033. They're not bad games at all but I don't know when I'll ever get a chance to fully play them. The money would've been nicer to have.As far as AAA titles/controversial choices go, I hated Bioshock and GTAIV. GTA was the most annoying as I loved all the previous ones and really wanted to like this one. Couldn't get into either of these. Felt pretty good to get all that off my chest actually. "
Haha, we all have our little issues and jazz.
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#6  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer

Thegeniusplayer... after realizing that right now it's spelled wrong.
 
FAIL.

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#7  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
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" NONONO, YOU don't save money for the Steam sale, the Steam sale saves money for YOU! "
Dude yes.
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#8  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
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" I was pretty young and saw this baseball ps2 game (of which the name escapes me) in the store for 5 dollars and I said, "What a good deal!" It was overpriced...  "
Irony, at it's finest.
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#9  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer

I like to wear socks, but not while i`m sleeping, yo.

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#10  Edited By TheGeniousPlayer
@phrosnite said:
" Diablo 2. Man, this game was a huge disappointment. Even though I bought it for 10 euro I still regret it! "
Damn.