Games Where I Gay It Up Hard
Heterosexuality? That shits boring. Hence, this is a list of games where I go gay for any lady that will have me. When I go gay, I go gay hard.
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I told that bitch a joke. Bitches love jokes. Then I bit her neck, obviously. And when I say neck, I don't mean her vagina, I literally mean her neck.
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I just assumed Silk Fox was gay because she bitches about male incompetence all the time. Turns out she digs tits and dicks. Either way, she had my tits.
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It's not gay if its a mono-gendered blue alien babe. Oh wait, yeah it is.
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Liara, I swear, all me and Kelly did was go to dinner. The sexy dance meant nothing to me. NOTHING.
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Cherchez La Femme makes ladies lilies blossom for me.
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Ginger, French, ex-assassin nun, seeks cynical, bitter, impatient mage for funtimes, possibly more. I gave her more, if youknowwhatimsayan.
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Brb, chasing the horizon with pirate wench via stolen ship.
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I think I had about eight wives on this game. It was a bitch keeping them all separate. Oh, and I married the re-animated corpse of Lady Grey.
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Same as Fable 2, except this time I had to dance with them a few times and take them on dates before they'd bang me.
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Juhani the gay cat lady was all over me. By which I mean there was a tiny sub-plot in which we flirted a bit.
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I can't be the only one that remembers the cut-scene where Persephone kisses Niobe.
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