pomeroy

I live in AZ...and this sounds like my last job. Are all of your guys' jobs so good this seems torturous?

Steam: steamcommunity.com/id/el___senor

Location: US West...though if I get some friends I'll upgrade my internet. Available pretty much any time Thur-Sat, especially if you give me some prior notice.

Experience: Beginner, but I definitely spend my share of time reading, watching pros, and actively trying to get better...what's the point of playing something this complex if you don't aspire to improve? Trying to learn the arts of creep control, jungling, and multitasking a la lone druid/illusion heroes.

Hero/Role: I tend to like Initiators and Roamers best. I like Carries least. I like Centaur as much as anyone else. I also like Bane, Nightstalker, Nyx, Bounty(too squishy but I try), Treant, Tide(been a while), Sand King. I'm currently trying to learn Lifestealer, Lone Druid, TB (Gotta learn SOME carries so I can fill my team out), BeastM, and BloodS. I've also dabbled in pushers such as DP and Leshrac. I definitely think DotA is like MTG/Jazz in that in order to be truly good you have to have a pretty encyclopedic knowledge of the basics/standards.

That was amazingly personal, Patrick.

Thanks and Good Luck, Duder.

I suck but I applied. Only way to get better is practice, right?

"Rock Paper Shotgun--his words--and his complete (and somewhat deliberate) misunderstanding of the concept of Feminism (being supposedly more about pursuing Women’s interests above male's, as opposed to actually being about equality for both genders)."

Magic Mike exists. Ryan Gosling is hugely popular.

On another unrelated note, Taylor Lautner rarely wears a shirt in a twilight film. They even joke about this.

This shit will matter when I can talk to a female about video games and the average response won't be condescending.

WAIT....no, it still won't matter then.

Why? Video games are just people making products.

Sometimes you have to pander to sell a product.

The question is whether I'm referring to the statue or this article.

ZING.

I come to GB exclusively for the personalities. If they never did a formal review of another game/game of the year I wouldn't mind. The wiki is what makes them interesting so I wish the encyclopedia bombastica would be their focus, not another review site. Bills are bills doe. Love to them and all that.

"Who looks at a Facebook app where you can call people out for their regrettable genitalia (among other insulting things) and threaten them with (fictional) murder, and says, "Yes! This is the direction our marketing campaign needs!"

Actually, what Alex originally wrote was, "Who looks at shit on the internet and takes offense?" but he had to change it when he realized people who care about marketing are the same people who use facebook apps....or facebook in general.

You guys means to tell me friends insult each other? You also mean to tell me facebook friendships aren't personal enough to warrant this type of thing?

....and are you really telling me you didn't find it funny when you read it?

I miss Ryan's small talk with Sara.......just sayin'

I agree, it's time related. I was playing some 35 respawn TDM and got it every time. I really enjoy its presence. That map in general makes me very happy.

I will admit I'm kinda taken aback by the expectation of San Fierro and Las Venturas returning. Here's a secret: Los Angeles is a huge city. It's been 6 years, Rockstar could easily make a huge game out of that city alone.