Parabole

They're all on XBOX*! But, I've got one friend who would play with me but everybody is more preoccupied with work and having a life. I mean wouldn't you rather play Scott Pilgrim than go to a club?
 
*all I have is PS3

No sir, I didn't like it.

He's coming back and bringing nostalgia and joy to all the gamers who remember him 12 years ago, but I was reading a preview for Motorstorm: Apocalypse and the writer used the phrase "...look like they fit somewhere between Initial D and Duke Nukem." (PTOM pg. 27). The game hasn't even come out yet but Duke Nukem still has a style that is identifiable. He's macho, crude, drinks, smokes and has a love of women. My question is how will new games compare to the new "Duke" scale? For Example: How will Bulletstorm out Ballsy or out macho Duke Nukem Forever. What new games would you compare or contrast to Duke?

A comic about the game with the Paul Dini. I hope that it has a birthday card voice thing with Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy talking over the intro. I'll buy!

I want to do things with other people but I would like being alone.

you know they're sending them to space too, right? forget Skynet, this is Brainiac!

Here's one: "Me and you should Goo together!" Nothing says valentines day like slime for your sweetheart...well maybe.

Are elbow/knee pads cool too? I go overboard.

I imagine moments without the internet. I don't particularly need the internet and I would be reading more magazines and books otherwise. I keep wondering what days of no internet are like.