Space
Overview of what you'll find when leaving planet Earth.
Overview of what you'll find when leaving planet Earth.
Plenty o' them
Hamsters on Coffee... Don't worry, they'll die before they can talk you to death.
They'll sue your pants off. Exoxsuits don't grow on trees!!!
Cereberus thought they would make good shock troopers. Don't they read any sci-fi? It's always a bad idea to genetically engineer/tame big scary monsters.
Colonies acting weird. One guy peed on my shoe and another told me to watch out for the OWWWWWW!
Shoot up some acid. It's all the rage in Cerberus.
You have to work the blade on their necks.
Grow a quad.
They Live for thousands of years, but they still cry like school girls when their caught doing something bad.
They think we talk to much. They rather burn. Fire good, especially on insanity. You would think they were ogres or something... hmmm...
I trip them for fun... Then I run screaming.
Easy to tame. Pyjak meat does the trick... Then you take them to a legal-illegal fighting pit. Trust me.
Hobbies include Enkindler evangelism and training drell assassins.
They send signals [SPOILERS!] to the reapers. But I'm pretty sure they don't exist. The councils right on this one. Even though they never are about anything else.
Hanars train them to kill, so you know they're good.
SPOILER! They Used to be protheans, but the imaginary reapers got a hold of them. Then again, the collectors don't exist either. Just ask the council.
Like the Volus they are exosuit bound, but the take that frustration out on their tools instead of court.
They make a lot of racket in battle, but if you translate it, you get this:
"We are all geth. *bang* We all, minus one, are geth. *bang* We all minus two, are geth, etc."
They don't exist. They don't exist. They don't exist.
They didn't turn into collectors. There are no collectors. There are no collectors.
Great for varren chow.
Beware the Klingon Empire!!! I just pulled one out a minute ago!
No emotion, but one hell of a grip.
The Human Factor...
The Solution to the Human Factor.
Like vulcans but minus the grip and plus a bad temper.
R=V-G BT
Ketti... but there wasn't an article. This one beware.
Walking Carpets that always win at chess... trust me, let him win.
The closest star system to Sol.
Sol Resides here.
Neptune recently became the farthest planet from the sun when it succeeded in supplanting Pluto as a planet.
Closest planet to the sun. Don't bother bringing suntan lotion.
93 Bar! I think I'll sit down. Thank you very much.
Ah. That's better. Back to 1 Bar.
I'm feeling a little light headed.
The Perfect Storm...
The Perfect Volcano...
The Perfect Snowball...
The Perfect Moon...
The Perfect Twisted Metal Fiend.
Scientists used to think we were lucky to see the rings when we did, but it turns out one of Saturn's moons is just puking all over it.
Really commander shepherd? Probing Uranus.
Destroyed...
Almost Destroyed...
Best to stay away, there isn't a safe haven in any corner of this system.
The oldest and biggest planet in the lylat system. Bigger than the systems star: Solar.
Do a barrel roll fox!
Do a barrel roll fox-- In a Tank!
Like Hoth, a stereotypical ball of ice with a back-water base... under attack.
Trains versus tanks...
Shaped like a...
Shaped like a...
How do three different sectors all shaped like letters of the English alphabet appear by chance in a star system?
pew
Pew
pew
pew pew pew
Sephiroth can't be stopped except by deranged emo clones.
Do the Spaghettification!
Martin Luther IN SPACE!!!
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