Space
Overview of what you'll find when leaving planet Earth.
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Plenty o' them
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Hamsters on Coffee... Don't worry, they'll die before they can talk you to death.
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They'll sue your pants off. Exoxsuits don't grow on trees!!!
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Cereberus thought they would make good shock troopers. Don't they read any sci-fi? It's always a bad idea to genetically engineer/tame big scary monsters.
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Colonies acting weird. One guy peed on my shoe and another told me to watch out for the OWWWWWW!
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Shoot up some acid. It's all the rage in Cerberus.
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You have to work the blade on their necks.
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Grow a quad.
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They Live for thousands of years, but they still cry like school girls when their caught doing something bad.
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They think we talk to much. They rather burn. Fire good, especially on insanity. You would think they were ogres or something... hmmm...
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I trip them for fun... Then I run screaming.
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Easy to tame. Pyjak meat does the trick... Then you take them to a legal-illegal fighting pit. Trust me.
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Hobbies include Enkindler evangelism and training drell assassins.
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They send signals [SPOILERS!] to the reapers. But I'm pretty sure they don't exist. The councils right on this one. Even though they never are about anything else.
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Hanars train them to kill, so you know they're good.
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SPOILER! They Used to be protheans, but the imaginary reapers got a hold of them. Then again, the collectors don't exist either. Just ask the council.
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Like the Volus they are exosuit bound, but the take that frustration out on their tools instead of court.
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They make a lot of racket in battle, but if you translate it, you get this:
"We are all geth. *bang* We all, minus one, are geth. *bang* We all minus two, are geth, etc."
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They don't exist. They don't exist. They don't exist.
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They didn't turn into collectors. There are no collectors. There are no collectors.
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Great for varren chow.
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Beware the Klingon Empire!!! I just pulled one out a minute ago!
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No emotion, but one hell of a grip.
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The Human Factor...
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The Solution to the Human Factor.
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Like vulcans but minus the grip and plus a bad temper.
R=V-G BT
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Ketti... but there wasn't an article. This one beware.
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Walking Carpets that always win at chess... trust me, let him win.
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The closest star system to Sol.
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Sol Resides here.
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Neptune recently became the farthest planet from the sun when it succeeded in supplanting Pluto as a planet.
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Closest planet to the sun. Don't bother bringing suntan lotion.
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93 Bar! I think I'll sit down. Thank you very much.
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Ah. That's better. Back to 1 Bar.
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I'm feeling a little light headed.
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The Perfect Storm...
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The Perfect Volcano...
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The Perfect Snowball...
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The Perfect Moon...
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The Perfect Twisted Metal Fiend.
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Scientists used to think we were lucky to see the rings when we did, but it turns out one of Saturn's moons is just puking all over it.
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Really commander shepherd? Probing Uranus.
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Destroyed...
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Almost Destroyed...
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Best to stay away, there isn't a safe haven in any corner of this system.
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The oldest and biggest planet in the lylat system. Bigger than the systems star: Solar.
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Do a barrel roll fox!
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Do a barrel roll fox-- In a Tank!
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Like Hoth, a stereotypical ball of ice with a back-water base... under attack.
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Trains versus tanks...
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Shaped like a...
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Shaped like a...
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How do three different sectors all shaped like letters of the English alphabet appear by chance in a star system?
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pew
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Pew
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pew
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pew pew pew
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Sephiroth can't be stopped except by deranged emo clones.
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Do the Spaghettification!
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Martin Luther IN SPACE!!!
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