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Ok so there's really not a big point in doing another treatment on how good bulletstorm looks, how they made the unreal engine do something different for once, or how the gameplay is addictive and fun (and different). Let's just say, language aside this game is a refreshing bucket of cold water on my sleepy video game soul. So I'm satisfied. Lets talk about this game as narrative for a moment. Bulletstorm (the…
Let's just say I love this game. It's great when my interwebz is slow and I can't play some game online to be able to pop this game in, find the nearest airport, steal a plane, and blow the shite out of some nearby base. Just the other day I discovered an OIL RIG. An OIL RIG. That had things I could BLOW UP. Plus I realized that as you blow the shit out of things, some things stay and some things don't. For example,…
Front and Back. 'Nuff said on that topic. This game rocks. Totally takes me back to a insaner crazier and better looking version of the 2- D platformer, or whateverthehellyouwanttocallthisgame. I guess platformer. For $10 this game totally turns reshelled into turtle soup. And makes me laugh harder. I sometimes kept moving on to the next levels just to see what Splosion Man would say next!
Back in my younger days I was always called Anal Boy. I had to beat every brawler that ever came out in the arcades, and had to spend my $20 in quarters at least once a month. So I was anal about these games. Now, I'm all Meh, but I bought the game and I like it. Its just nothing special. So when the blistering graphics and cock pounding action of the other bloodier multi-player fps' and sandbox games I own run out…
Jul 11, 2012
So I posted this a while back, but we bought a house. Anyways today was the day of the walkthrough and my wife and i took a video tour of the house. I'll put it here so you jerks can see too! So a note on gen y and home ownership (at least in America). If you think home ownership means nothing, I'd switch off now. But if you do agree, or can tolerate disagreance, I think home ownership is prett...
Jul 10, 2012
So I was thinking about what it must feel like to be a 16-30(something) year old if we were really thrust into a video game. Specifically what must the experience be like being who we as people actually are thrust into these non-speaking pseuedo-macho roles. Here's what I have (part 1): The Chronicles of Jimbo, Introduction Jimmy was just walking along the street when, boom. Motherfucker, a roc...
Jun 30, 2012
And not just an old one, a new one infact. Here's what we saw today when we went to visit the lot: I'm excited ya'll. Yeah. We're moving to WV (from MD), but I'm mostly ok with that. Actually totally ok with that. Anyways, we bought a house and did our part to help out the economy, so there's that!
Jun 15, 2012
Ok, so re-watching Lost has given me a lot to think about. Mainly the things that have weighed most heavily on my mind as I've watched have been the identity/role of Locke, and the religious/metaphysical nature of the Island itself. Now before I talk more, I'd like to offer up an initial apology. I frame a lot of the way I view religious ideas and allegorical identities in western Christian myt...
Jun 11, 2012
So Fucking Lost. That fucking show. Actually alot of shows, but now that show. First I finally got around to watching season one of Downton Abbey. I highly recommend that show. Its nothing more than a Sunday Soap (or whatever the fuck that and Mad Men are considered) but it's a goddamned good show. The high points for me are the period piece nature of the show, covering nobility in early 20th c...
Apr 5, 2012
I won't post this to the forums, because that makes sense and I don't know what to put in here for now, except hey if people want to go with this guy's (@ninja) meeetup plan, I will halp organize. Anyways, post here if this is your area or whatever.\ My suggested areas: Baltimore/Columbia MD Northern VA (reston/dulles area) Montgomery County/Frederick County MD (Frederick County is least likely...
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