It's hard to come up with any explanation for this game's writing other than 'the housers love the sound of their own voices and think they're hilarious'. RDR1 and 2 are perfectly fine to listen to most of the time and have some cool plot twists. Then there's GTA5...
One of the main gripes from GTA 4 was that the personality of the protangonist didn't match his (very bad) actions. So now they have a character in GTA 5 who's actions DO match his character, and a lot of people didn't like that, either. *shrug*
As a kid I used to live near Richard Kiel (Jaws) up in the mountains near Yosemite. My dog shit on his driveway once and he was pretty pissed about it.
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