emnii
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All reviewsDuke Nukem Forever2011
2 out of 5 starsI wanted to believe. I wanted to believe that Duke Nukem Forever was going to be a good game. I wanted to believe that Duke Nukem Forever might justify its insanely long development time. I wanted to believe that somewhere in Duke Nukem Forever was something absolutely worth playing. I was wrong. Duke Nukem Forever is not a good game. It's a dated game. It feels like it was released in 2005, not 2011. The levels…
Rage 22019
3 out of 5 starsI’m terribly disappointed in RAGE 2 so before I go on and on about why I think it sucks, here’s what I liked, in bullet point form: - Enemy heads have a huge hitbox and pop in a satisfying manner - The ground punch attack feels great - It looks good and there’s no loading once you’re in the world - The cars sound meaty - Exploring the world is fun even if a lot of the map markers are just boring “kill everything”…
Wolfenstein: Youngblood2019
3 out of 5 starsLet’s make a recipe to describe Wolfenstein: Youngblood: Take Wolfenstein: The New Colossus Chop it in half Move it along from the 1970’s to the 1980’s Triple the collectibles Give it to the people who made Dishonored Add an extensive weapon mod system Add two player coop Add microtransactions And take out the story There. That’s about right. Youngblood is a new non-sequel in the Wolfenstein series, much like The…
Middle-earth: Shadow of War2017
3 out of 5 starsThis game is on a long timeline for me. I played and loved Shadow of Mordor. I call it the best Assassin's Creed game. And then Shadow of War was released and was riddled with loot boxes, so I passed on it. Then, 9 months later, they removed the loot boxes and microtransactions, so I was back in again. And it's fine. It's more of Shadow of Mordor, which I loved, but there's so much of it. I played about half of it…
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All articlesThe New X-COM
Apr 13, 2010
Here's the dealio; I think the original X-COM is overrated. I think it has fantastic atmosphere, and I love the art style, but I think it gets too much praise just for being in the hard game club. There have been countless attempts to recapture X-COM through spiritual successors, and direct rip offs, and they've all been met by a fanbase that refuses to accept anything but the same exact game t...
Crysis on Delta
Apr 12, 2010
Crysis is one of my new favorite games of all time. It's not new at all but I only bought it within the last year, because I finally had hardware that could run it maxed out. It is amazing graphically, but I was surprised by just how much of a fucking PC-ass PC game this is. The controls are basically flawless. It is unbelievably smooth to transition between suit modes, drop prone, get up, crou...
Things that make The Darkness awesome
Apr 11, 2010
slimy New York idiot manchild protagonist tentacle buddies ripping hearts out of your enemies' corpses tentacle buddies occasionally fighting over said hearts and thus blocking your view while being shot at impaling dudes with a tentacle and tossing them around hell is WWI.
New blog post
Apr 9, 2010
This is a new blog post. I already have blog posts, so I'll probably delete this one.
Dear Interplay
Aug 8, 2009
Or why Descent is awesome and Earthworm Jim can go fuck himself. Recently you've reopened and called for new developers to revitalize your classic properties. Names like MDK and Earthworm Jim have been bandied about. Let's be honest; those weren't your biggest sellers. The one people recognize is Descent. Now Descent 3 was good. It had pretty graphics, fun weapons, and clever robots. But you sp...
Shooting brown things that bleed brown in brown environments
Aug 7, 2009
No, I'm not deployed again, I'm just playing Clive Barker's Jericho! Ha! Seriously. Can this game get more brown? I'm in the World War 2 period of it and I'm not shooting undead nazis, I'm shooting big brown monsters with chainguns and flamethrowers. At one point I was shooting a dead woman with a German accent named Lichthammer whom I assume was in nazi regalia but I can't be sure because ever...
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