Drifballoon

Couldn't decide between the two

I wish I knew what was going on.

Queen, definitely Queen

Mysterious Fox with a tiny hitbox and a healing super to make it the most annoying character to fight but extremely satisfying to play as.

Mercs doesn't have a true "protagonist", but I'll just go ahead and pick Rebecca.

American Idol's still on? And people still watch it?

Definitely a grilled cheese and bacon sandwich.

Cell phone, blunt object (pipe, wooden board), and my 3DS. It doubles as a camera and an mp3 player. Plus, I'll be passing by groups of zombies or groups of survivors, so I'll be bound to get some Streetpass action.

Police brutality all the way!