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Jedi Fallen Order: Cal kind of looks like a monkey. 0
Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order is a good game published by the devil.You play as Cal Kestis, a former Jedi Padawan and current scrap enthusiast. Cal is working on a planet scrapping war machines from the Clone Wars when everything goes up Shits Creek and his alien friend gets capped. So after being saved by Debra Wilson, Cal has to travel across the galaxy in search for a thing I can't talk about because that's a spoiler. The wiki says that the game's combat was inspired by “Batman: Arkham ...
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Rage 2: Big guns for Big boys 0
Rage 2 is a game where you shoot people, but you look cool doing it.You play as Walker, who can be a cute game girl or cute gamer boy. Walker is/was a wall Rat, second generation ARKists that defend the walls of Vineland, a city founded by Ark survivors.Play the first one, its kind of complicated. Vineland is attacked by General Martin Cross, the leader of the newly revived Authority, the big bads of the last game but now cool looking and gross. After some chump in a ranger suit gets messed up,...
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Gears of War 5: hilariously oversized guns Edition 0
Gears of War 5 is a game where all the guns are bigger than me. It's been 25 years since Marcus stabbed the angry lady and blew up the Locust. The COG reformed and started building walled cities with clean water and probably internet. Anyone who doesn't want to live under the COG's rules are called Outsiders.Fast forward sometime ahead, there are new bigger, angrier, sexier Locust called the Swarm who are abducting people to turn them into goo and then cute little Swarm children who will grow i...
1 out of 1 found this review helpful.
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