BombKareshi

This forum topic is VERY OLD. I know, but I didn't want to start another one just to say this. I only played Sonic 4 for the first time today. I waited to get it super-cheap because I knew it wouldn't live up, but thought it might be a fun pass-time anyway.
 

• Jumping inexplicably resets your momentum.
• Sonic can stand horizontally on walls.
• The fastest thing alive is slow as crap.

And it's not pretty either.
 

• Sonic is fugly and his animations are ridiculously bad.
• Screw Sonic, all the animations look awkward and forced.
• The game runs in 1920x1080 but they couldn't bother to anti-alias their crap-looking Sonic.

 It's almost hilarious, but when the game crashed and I was glad to be rid of it, I actually felt sad. Sorry, I just had to get that off my chest.

He's not black, he's urban!

Not really. Except sometimes I absolutely have to jump off a ledge. Mostly for these compelling reasons:
 

• To see if the game allows me to
• To see if the fall kills me
• To see the result of the fall killing me

It took repeatedly getting my ass delivered to me on the internet to the point of frustration for me to remember what I really loved about StarCraft was the campaign, and in no small part, the story. Both felt "off" to me in SC2, and I'm not playing online again, that's for sure. So yeah, skip.

Starcraft II single player. I've chickened out of the multiplayer.

A close tie is Diablo 3, though I still enjoy playing it.

Too bad for Blizzard.

Got a scratched DVD from Movie Mail once, so I took a photo and sent an email. They sent me another one pronto, free of charge.

I just thought it was funny that no one commented on the necromancy.

Not that there's necessarily anything wrong with the act, it's just that normally someone points out when a thread is a year old.

Ween's never been big in South Africa, so I couldn't tell.