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"A Slipgate, perhaps?"

Also, Jeff is right at the end and his examples prove it.

Jared knows what's up.

Yeah, you could die and miss items in classic LucasArts adventure.

And Gearbox did the PC port of Halo 1, back when both Gearbox and Halo were at least halfway decent. Man, how times change.

"LOOK HERE, EDWARD NORTON, YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!"

With a Vengeance is outstanding. Definitely better than Harder.

"That's 'wares' with an S, right?"

Former English teacher reporting in. Vinny's not wrong. "They" is plural, so don't fucking use it when talking about one specific person.

"I NEED THIS" gets me every damn time, even after all these years.

Also, set your damn custom controls. If you're not checking the key mapping in the options first time you launch the game, you're doing it wrong. And "inverted" is the proper way to play, flight-sim style, classic PC gaming style. Probably an age thing with the console kids, I'm guessing.

"A Squirt in the Dark" was pretty good. The girl said she looked 18.

"Like the Food Network, but for video games."

They are both sick and tight, to a high degree.

So glad that all of Burnout Paradise stuff finally game to Steam. Eventually.