It's because pirates are assholes who steal things...like World of Goo! :P

ninjas are just better...

I feel very very outnumbered here

I always loved the Seppuku page on the site:

"I feel very very outnumbered here"

Yeah but the kid in the images looks like such a punchable tosser :)

"Yeah but the kid in the images looks like such a punchable tosser :)"

But, do ninjas have pirate ships, I think not!

SHURIKAYN!!!!!!!!!

"But, do ninjas have pirate ships, I think not!"

Pirates have always been better. People can say there is no gravity, that doesn't make it true. ;-)

Canon>Boner

Pirates drink alcohol and then take booty without permission.

Who cares if pirates drink alcohol and take booty without permission?  Ninjas can pop 1,000 boners at once and pork 1,000 chicks all at the same time.  While they're all porking, the pirates are all like "dood that's teh secks"  and they pop a bunch of boners too, but then the ninjas just chop off their boners with lasers and shit, because they're ninjas and way cooler because of their ninjaness.

But you have to keep in mind that a pirate usually has a laser eye where his patch is.

"But you have to keep in mind that a pirate usually has a laser eye where his patch is."

Ninjas always will fail, because they don't run at 64 FPS, unlike pirates.

"Arkthemaniac said:

"But you have to keep in mind that a pirate usually has a laser eye where his patch is."

You must've never read The Ultimate Battle, which while the author says it's fake, it's commonly believed that it is a 100% authentic historical document detailing how a ninja was able to pop the biggest, blackest boner ever and kill a pirate that had lasers and everything.  Afterwards, the ninja totally porked the chick he was with."

"Canon>Boner"

I clicked no and I went to Oprah.com.  Ninjas suck now.  :(

"Ninjas always will fail, because they don't run at 64 FPS, unlike pirates."

A ninja is a trained individual that knows how to kill efficiently...pirates are just drunk smelly ass dudes that pillage shit with guns...what's the argument?

"Bonesofwar said:

"Ninjas always will fail, because they don't run at 64 FPS, unlike pirates."

Pirates don't run at 64 FPS, and whoever said that was a lying pirate...which all pirates are liars, so it could've been any pirate.  Ninjas aren't liars because if they lie, they get really super really pissed and the killing gets bigger and harder...harder than anything ever.  That's why you need to repent for your sinful pirate blasphemies because if you don't then ninjas are going to chop your whole body up including your pee pee."

"A ninja is a trained individual that knows how to kill efficiently...pirates are just drunk smelly ass dudes that pillage shit with guns...what's the argument?"

"TheGTAvaccine said:

"A ninja is a trained individual that knows how to kill efficiently...pirates are just drunk smelly ass dudes that pillage shit with guns...what's the argument?"

You must be mistaken.  Here, since no one is obviously reading up about ninjas very well:

FACTS!!!

1.  Ninjas are mammals.

2.  Ninjas fight ALL the time.

3.  The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

Sorry, GTA, but I think you are talking about those fake guys that dress up like ninjas but aren't actually ninjas.  What are they called?  Um...samurai.  That's right.

You see, ninjas dress in all black because it's the best color in the world.  Some say it's because it matches the nighttime but that's not true because they wear all black in the day also.  They also chop off peoples' heads a lot and will kill people for things as minor as dropping a spoon at lunch.

Gotta get the facts straight, man...

"

NINJA WINS AGAINST PIRATES!

NO, this isn't about Samurais vs. Ninjas.  Samurais are worse than pirates, man.  They are the scum of the earth and ninjas would kill them without even thinking twice, man.

"What if my pee pee has already been chopped off? HUH!?! WHERE'S YOU'RE LOGIC NOW!?!

Also, I'm scared shitless of these dudes, man:"

"NO, this isn't about Samurais vs. Ninjas.  Samurais are worse than pirates, man.  They are the scum of the earth and ninjas would kill them without even thinking twice, man.

This is a thread about the awesomeness of ninjas and why their awesomeness makes them way cooler than any stupid pirate idiots.Arkthemaniac said:

"What if my pee pee has already been chopped off? HUH!?! WHERE'S YOU'RE LOGIC NOW!?!

Also, I'm scared shitless of these dudes, man:"

It doesn't even matter because they'll just chop it off again, duh...they are ninjas and chopping off stuff like heads and pee pees is what they do.  They'll probably wait until it's a boner this time though."

As a recap. Number of times this thread said:

"Samurai Jack would beat the shit out of any ninja. Good day sir. I SAID GOOD DAY."

Proof that ninjas are better...

Pirates have Kraken though. Do ninjas have any deadly trained Cephalopods?

"I always loved the Seppuku page on the site:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

Greatest...shit...ever...on...the...internet!

"

"As a recap. Number of times this thread said:

Boner - 10

Awesome - 3

Pork - 5

"

"Pirates have Kraken though. Do ninjas have any deadly trained Cephalopods?"

"This one time I was eating a great piece or pulled pork, when this girl with big tittays walked by and i got a boner. It was awesome???"

Pirates blow up school buses, ninjas can only kill them.

The moonman can singlehandedly whoop 15 ninja asses per second.

"Pirates blow up school buses, ninjas can only kill them."

Pirates were OK till Johnny Depp ruined them. Ninjas have always been cool. Though, neither side comes out of the geeky internet pirates vs. ninjas debate very well.

"Pirates were OK till Johnny Depp ruined them. Ninjas have always been cool. Though, neither side comes out of the geeky internet pirates vs. ninjas debate very well.
"

"Pirates were OK till Johnny Depp ruined them. Ninjas have always been cool. Though, neither side comes out of the geeky internet pirates vs. ninjas debate very well.
"

Arkthemaniac said:

"The moonman can singlehandedly whoop 15 ninja asses per second."

More like Moonman supplies 15 asses per second for ninjas to whoop, because ninjas are totally sweet.

"

PSH!!!  PSSSHHHH!!!!!  Try this:

lik, omg, I always thought ninjas were better than pirates too! We have so much in common.

"Bonesofwar said:

"But, do ninjas have pirate ships, I think not!"

NO, but they nail tons of hot babes and can pop 10,000 boners"

"Ninjas can pop 1,000 boners at once "

"jakob187 said:

"Bonesofwar said:

"But, do ninjas have pirate ships, I think not!"

NO, but they nail tons of hot babes and can pop 10,000 boners"

jakob187 said:

"Ninjas can pop 1,000 boners at once "

Wich is it? 1'000 or 10,000?

pirates will always win in a fair fight against ninja's. Pirates have cannons on their ships and use pistols. Ninja's just have throwing stars and crossbows..."

"Gunner said:

"jakob187 said:

"Bonesofwar said:

"But, do ninjas have pirate ships, I think not!"

NO, but they nail tons of hot babes and can pop 10,000 boners"

jakob187 said:

"Ninjas can pop 1,000 boners at once "

Wich is it? 1'000 or 10,000?

pirates will always win in a fair fight against ninja's. Pirates have cannons on their ships and use pistols. Ninja's just have throwing stars and crossbows..."

Ninjas have no set amount of boners that they can pop.  If you knew more about ninjas, you would know that.  Ninjas are mystical mammals that are totally sweet, and because of that, they can do anything.

Pirates will never win, because ninjas can teleport behind them and use their swords and daggers and boners to kill them, then pork all the hot babes on the ship that the pirates had to lamely capture earlier that day.

Those are facts.

"

Ninja = stealth  /  pirates = riots
Ninja = consumes healthy food  / Pirates = only drink like shit
Ninja = are smart and fast  / Pirates = are stupid and slow
Ninja = are bad ass / Pirates = are ass holes

"Ninja = stealth  /  pirates = riots
Ninja = consumes healthy food  / Pirates = only drink like shit
Ninja = are smart and fast  / Pirates = are stupid and slow
Ninja = are bad ass / Pirates = are ass holes"