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    Ketchup is a popular condiment, usually made primarily with tomatoes, used to liven up everything from omelettes to french fries.

    Ketchup is a sissy-man's barbeque sauce.

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    #1  Edited By bjorno

    You know I'm right.

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    #2  Edited By Arkthemaniac

    Barbeque sauce is a sissy-man's animal blood.

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    #3  Edited By jakob187

    FUCK YOU!  Ketchup is the bestest EVAR!!!

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    #4  Edited By Diamond

    Both are a small man's condiment.  Real men eat gobs of mayonnaise.

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    #5  Edited By Arkthemaniac
    Diamond said:
    "Both are a small man's condiment.  Really white men eat gobs of mayonnaise."
    fixed.
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    #6  Edited By jakob187
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "Diamond said:
    "Both are a small man's condiment.  Really white men eat gobs of mayonnaise."
    fixed."
    LULZ
    I mean, yeah, I dig BBQ sauce a ton...but there is no reason to diss the amazingness of ketchup.

    Now CATSUP is some pussy shit.
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    #7  Edited By BiggerBomb
    bjorno said:
    "You know I'm right."

    Awesome, absolutely awesome. +1 to you, good sir!
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    #8  Edited By Coltonio7

    I prefer Jizz myself.

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    #9  Edited By Dalai

    If it's not Heinz ketchup, it's not fucking ketchup!  Fact.

    Ketchup is nice, but a real man goes for the hot sauce.


    I inject this stuff into my eyeballs daily.
    I inject this stuff into my eyeballs daily.
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    #10  Edited By OmegaPirate
    Dalai said:
    "If it's not Heinz ketchup, it's not fucking ketchup!  Fact.

    Ketchup is nice, but a real man goes for the hot sauce.


    I inject this stuff into my eyeballs daily.
    I inject this stuff into my eyeballs daily.
    "
    I actually had some of this at chimichinkos the other day, wasnt all that bad
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    #11  Edited By jakob187
    Coltonio7 said:
    "I prefer Jizz myself."
    You would.

    Dalai said:
    "If it's not Heinz ketchup, it's not fucking ketchup!  Fact.

    Ketchup is nice, but a real man goes for the hot sauce"
    I miss spicy food.  =  (  Regardless, any KETCHUP is awesome.  CATSUP is horrible.
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    #12  Edited By ltcoljaxson

    Ketchup+Fries>BBQ sauce+fries

    (also salt!)

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    #13  Edited By BlackWaterCO

    Apples to oranges

    Mustard is just for fuckin bastards, i will say that

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    #14  Edited By Coltonio7
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "Apples to oranges

    Mustard is just for fuckin bastards, i will say that"
    Applesauce is good too.
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    #15  Edited By Jolly_Lolly
    LtColJaxson said:
    "Ketchup+Fries>BBQ sauce+fries

    (also diabetes!)"
    fixed
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    #16  Edited By Dalai
    BlackWaterCO said:
    "Apples to oranges

    Mustard is just for fuckin bastards, i will say that"
    Then I'm the king of the fucking bastards!  I loves me some mustard.
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    #17  Edited By jakob187
    Dalai said:
    "BlackWaterCO said:
    "Apples to oranges

    Mustard is just for fuckin bastards, i will say that"
    Then I'm the king of the fucking bastards!  I loves me some mustard."
    You would...especially with those googly eyes, you googly llama!!!
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    #18  Edited By ZombieHunterOG
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "Barbeque sauce is a sissy-man's animal blood."
    This made my day well done sir.... 
    i also agree with this entirely i enjoy my meat blood (insert gay joke here) 
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    #19  Edited By gunswordfist
    bjorno said:
    "You know I'm right."

    HAHAHA!! Well it tasted great on the meat loaf I just had for dinner. Anyone who would put barbecue sauce on meat loaf is out of their  forking mind.
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    #20  Edited By OGCartman
    Arkthemaniac said:
    "Barbeque sauce is a sissy-man's animal blood."
    Lol, yeah!

    For everything else but fries, i agree BBQ sauce is wayy better.
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    #21  Edited By gunswordfist
    Cartman said:
    "Arkthemaniac said:
    "Barbeque sauce is a sissy-man's animal blood."
    Lol, yeah!

    For everything else but fries, i agree BBQ sauce is wayy better."

    Even on MEAT LOAF?!! How many times do I have to repeat myself.
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    #22  Edited By Karmum

    BBQ is a sissy man's hot sauce.

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    #23  Edited By LiquidPrince

    Okay?

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    #24  Edited By bjorno

    I can understand you guys not wanting to admit it, but you won't be able to fool me with your weak justifications. Ketchup is just bland tomato paste with some salt added, whereas BBQ sauce is filled with pure testosterone.

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    #25  Edited By Systech

    I have two words for you: Eat shit.

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    #26  Edited By PureRok
    bjorno said:
    "I can understand you guys not wanting to admit it, but you won't be able to fool me with your weak justifications. Ketchup is just bland tomato paste with some salt added, whereas BBQ sauce is filled with pure testosterone."
    You forgot that ketchup also has sugar in it.

    Heinz Ketchup: Tomato concentrate made from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, and natural flavors.

    That's a little bit more than just salt.
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    #27  Edited By dsplayer1010

    HONEY MUSTARD BITCHES!!!!

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    #28  Edited By c1337us

    Worcestershire sauce is so manly I drink it from the bottle in shots.

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    #29  Edited By ltcoljaxson
    Jolly_Lolly said:
    "LtColJaxson said:
    "Ketchup+Fries>BBQ sauce+fries

    (also diabetes!)"
    fixed"
    Well I don't have diabetes and am not fat, so I can enjoy all the salt I want : )

    But really, fries are like the only thing I like it on....
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    #30  Edited By Absurd

    Hot Sauce>Ketchup

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    #31  Edited By LiquidPrince
    Absurd said:
    "Hot Sauce>Ketchup"
    Hot Sauce mixed with Ketchup > then both.
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    #32  Edited By jakob187

    All I know is this:

    bjorno needs to quit spreading lies.
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    #33  Edited By Knucklesthegreat

    WASABI>hot sauce.
    BUT! Only in terms of spicyness!
    THAT IS ALL.
    Gogeta out.
    *bzzt*

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    #34  Edited By RisingRaiden

    .... no comment

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    #35  Edited By Brians

    Ketchup and Barbecue sauce are equally delicious

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    #36  Edited By ReaperOfLiving

    It is like wine.  Certain wines goes with certain foods.  You can't use the same wine with everything and it will still taste good.

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    #37  Edited By beargirl1

    fuck you all. ketchup sucks ass

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    #38  Edited By Sabata

    Habanero Ketchup begs to differ.

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    #39  Edited By veektarius

    Ketchup is bad.  It masks the flavor of foods it's put on.

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    #40  Edited By Whisperkill
    @Diamond said:
    " Both are a small man's condiment.  Real men eat gobs of mayonnaise. "
    that's absolutely disgusting and racist
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    #41  Edited By WilliamRLBaker

    I use barbecue sauce, for barbecue sauce, I use ketchup for ketchup....
     
    My meat like pork gets barbecue, my fries get ketchup..

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    #42  Edited By eroticfishcake

    Well this is an old thread.
     
    For the record, Worcestshire Sauce.

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    #43  Edited By Pinworm45

    no thanks, I dont wanna dip my fries in barbecue sauce or have barbecue sauce on my burger.

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    #44  Edited By Ryax
    @Arkthemaniac said:
    " Barbeque sauce is a sissy-man's animal blood. "
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    #45  Edited By Scooper

    Ketchup with eggs, chips and breaded chicken/burgers.
    Brown sauce with bacon, sausages and other red meats.

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    #46  Edited By Baillie

    I used to prefer BBQ sauce with fries, but now I think I prefer ketchup. I'm not sure. I'll take a trip to a local fast food restaurant and I'll report back.

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    #47  Edited By gamer_152  Moderator

    Ketchup is a fine condiment in my book.

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    #48  Edited By big_jon

    HP sauce dawg!

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    #49  Edited By OneManX

    JR's Chipotle Ketchup >>>>>>> Anything you can put on BBQ.

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    #50  Edited By Andorski

    BBQ sauce on durgers doesn't sound too appealing.

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