The past two years

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Did you tap that?

So are you going on another mission or are you back home for good?

So are you going on another mission or are you back home for good?

Seeing your avatar and your use of the word "mission", I have the oddest feeling that the Mormons are more badass than I initially thought.

Glad to hear that you're back for good and that you're mission was a success. 

Do they pay you for that?

Crazy fucking Americans...

As long as you do not bring the mission home with you. Vietnam was terrible for that.

Yours was a unique experience, BoG. Not every missionary can say that someone grabbed their junk just for the hell of it.

Welcome back!

How many minds did you convert?

I remember yelling at you because I hated all that religion stuff. I'm not allowed to do that anymore :(

Nice to meet you, even though I have never communicated with you, I sense the force inside of you.

Surprised I remember you, ex-mod. Glad you're back.

Welcome back.  
 
 

Welcome back bro!

Hah, I remember when you left and everyone started using your avatar. Welcome back BoG.

@BoG said:

It has driven me to the belief that video games are overly violent, and poison the minds of our children (kidding).

Almost got me for a second.

I remember yelling at you because I hated all that religion stuff. I'm not allowed to do that anymore :(

Do they pay you for that?

I live in Idaho, which is only second to Utah in Mormons, so I actually know what he's talking about. I could bore you with the general subtleties that my Mormon friends have told me about what this entails, but I'll just settle for "Welcome Back Elder BoG"

Oh man, it is good to have you back, Notorious BoG. I might come back to GiantBomb more often again. I can't believe it has been two years!

Got a good laugh from that.   :)

Have you seen the Book of Morman yet?

All I can think about is The Moomins 
 
  

Did you tap that?

Its been a long two years without you.

In tribute of you returning, I'll use my BoG left the building Avatar from two years ago.

Wow, it must take a lot of courage going into a ghetto anywhere.

WOLOLO!!

I remember yelling at you because I hated all that religion stuff. I'm not allowed to do that anymore :(

Holy shit... BoG's back. Woo!

Damn. 2 years is a long time. Welcome back bro

On my brother's mission in New Jersey he met a satanist, who claimed to have performed hundreds of rituals, which included sacrifices and bathing in blood. 

I came here after you left, but I am aware of your presence in this community prior to me joining the site. Welcome back, sire!

Welcome back! 
Giant Bomb is a better place with your "white dick" present. 
Wait...

OMG Bog! WHAT IT DO!? Great to have you back in hopefully full force. Strap it on.

All I have to say is welcome back and you have a lot of Giant Bomb to catch up on.

Welcome back, duder! Glad to hear your mission work was a success

Welcome back. There are so many more memes since you left.

2 years is 2 years too long without you BoG, welcome back. Now get started on another "name that game music" thread.

@BoG said:

It has driven me to the belief that video games are overly violent, and poison the minds of our children (kidding).

Almost got me for a second.

So, as many of you know, and many of you don't, I've been absent for two years. Many have asked what in the world I was doing, so I'll tell you once again. I was serving a mission for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, more commonly known as Mormons. I spent my days preaching about Jesus in the ghettos of New York City. No, I probably didn't knock on your door in an annoying way, we avoid that. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. It has driven me to the belief that video games are overly violent, and poison the minds of our children (kidding). Now, I could share some great spiritual experience, but this is a video games forum on the internet, so that would be silly. Instead, I'll share another experience. While I was working in Jamaica Queens, another missionary an I went into a Duane Reade Pharmacy on Jamaica ave. As we walked to the register to make our purchase, we were passed by a trio of large, black women. One checked me out from head to toe, and as she passed said "ooh! white dick." She then grabbed my junk. Yep, gotta love NYC. Anyways, it's great to be back. I'm excited to apply what I've learned, start my adult life, and most importantly, play video games. Woo!

For some reason, I was always under the impression that you went to South America or something (probably because that's a cliche for missionary work?), but New York City is close enough in my book. Regardless, welcome back and that sounds like the fondling experience many dream of, but few experience. Treasure it forever!

Also, I'm curious as to what your reaction was when you first came back to the site. The aesthetic and layout changes are often a little jarring for those of us that are always around, but I imagine it's even more so for someone out of the loop like yourself.

@BoG said:

@Sweep said:

I remember yelling at you because I hated all that religion stuff. I'm not allowed to do that anymore :(

Hey Sweep, I could send the missionaries over to your house. Is that cool? I think it would be cool. Cool?

For some reason I thought of this:

Welcome back! So you saw New York City for the first time in your life eh?

@BoG: Welcome back BoG.

 It has driven me to the belief that video games are overly violent, and poison the minds of our children (kidding).