Mattrick is a squirrelly little guy that looks like he'll be good in a knife fight. Reggie is more like a heavyweight boxer and who knows what he could be hiding in that afro. But Tretton looks and sounds like he's part of the mafia so I gotta give it to him. That dude looks like he will fuck your kneecaps up with a baseball bat and then make you dig your own grave.
In a fistfight, Reggie's got the advantage of basically being Frankenstein's Monster in a charismatic package. He'll literally pick them both up and smash them together like so much lumpy potato.
Reggie is all look, but a goon at the end of the day.
Don Mattrick is able to defend himself almost as well as he is able to defend Xbox One's used games lock.
but you don't want to fuck with Jack Tretton, he's a crazy mofo.
Basically.
Reggie has the most physical power out of all 3, but Jack has that mafia boss look to him and Reggie would be his strong man. After Jack somehow establishes his dominance early, Reggie wouldn't fuck with Jack.
I know this is supposed to be a joke thread , but it would obviously be Reggie. In the real world, unless there is a large skill gap in fighting, always sees the much larger guy win.
Sure Reggie is probably pretty handy in a fight fight but Jack Tretton is so fuckin sly he would have like hidden brass nuckles or some shit and dark that fucker in a second
Reggie's a big guy and he could probably handle himself but I have no doubt that Jack Tretton would fuck both of those motherfuckers' shit up without even breaking a sweat.
Reggie looks like a street fighter trying to pass himself off as a weakling. You buy it long enough for you to be put into the hospital with one swing.
Jack looks like the guy who whether you win or lose, you're dead.
Reggie is a pretty big guy, so probably him. But Jack Tretton seems like the kind of person who boxed in his younger days or something and could get in a good scrap.
I'm putting my money on Jack Tretton.
Edit: Come to think of it, Tretton looks like he could be part of the mob. Rolling up his sleeves to to beat a guy tied to a chair.
Reggie's big, but Jack's got the mind games - and he's hella scrappy. Did you see what they did with the PS3? This badass helped turn that thing around.
You guys are clearly underestimating the power of the Doninator.
Tretton is too nice and Reggie reminds of Lennie in Of Mice and Men and he wouldn't fight back until Iwata says so. Don is like a weasel and probably would sneak a knife in.
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