Want Hentai Soda? Try Tentacle Grape

“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

“Obviously I don’t take the brand very seriously… we can’t. The best I can do is develop products that I’d want to buy myself and frankly this is the right combination of ridiculous and delicious.” Says brand creator, Dekker Dreyer.

Each 12oz glass bottle of Tentacle Grape comes with a collectors’ edition label limited to the first thousand cases. Six packs are currently available for pre-order at www.tentaclegrape.com for $15.99 plus shipping. Orders before January 5th 2009 will be eligible for complimentary Tentacle Grape branded condoms or bumper stickers.

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

interesting.

The bumper sticker must give you some nice reactions.

edit: wonder if it is a normal condom that comes with it or one that looks like a tentacle.

I want the Giant Bomb crew to drink this on the Bombcast.

LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO

Because gamers, cosplayers, and comic book fans have different caffine needs than everyone else.

Yeah, this needs to be the next taste test for the bombcast

yum?

Just fucking WOW- those crazy Japs!

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

As opposed to... tentacle cherry? I'm not sure what frightens me more; this soda, or the fact that there might be other hentai sodas on the market. If it was the only soda, it'd be marketed as "The only hentai soda on the market."

Perish the thought.

If I drink this will I grow a tentacle?

"LOL!! That's so wrong it's right. hahaha
I'm not much for Grape Sodas, if they had Orange or Strawberry I'd try it. But I cringe to think of the names. LMAO"

Additional flavors and label designs are slated for the third quarter of 2009.

Man, what kiiind of tentacles?

So, er, you boys going to be trying this one? You really should. You know, in the interests of science.

"The most delicious hentai soda on the market"

Lol, I didn't know such a market existed.

This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol

"This must have been really important if the dude from Comic Vine posted it on all 3 sites, lol"

Mm, mm, love me some hentai soda!

Ah well, it's been specially formulated for <i>gamers</i>.  I had better get some then.


Seriously, I am getting some.  Hentai Soda, makes a great gift.

That's so weird =P

this is too funny

Ban this filth!

What has the world become...

Aha I would like some of that, i also agree with the notion the guys should try some of that on air.

I'll see if I can make that happen.

Wow, my new favorite drink. This must be taste-tested on the Bombcast!!

The shit some people come up with these days....

Man, why couldn't santa get me this instead of all those muscular fire man??

That is so over the top ridiculous that I have to try it. Probably will be ordering some..

hmm...hentai soda?

Oh shit epic.

"Oh,Oh GOD! It's raping My mouth"
--"That's right, a mouthful of rape in every sip."

Fun phrase for the day:  "ridiculous and delicious"

$15.99 PLUS SHIPPING FOR ONLY 6 BOTTLES!!!

Would I try this?  No fucking way.

$7.99 plus shipping, probably would try.

$5.99 plus shipping, defiantly would order immediately.

hahaha!
rape!
rape is hilarious!


seriously this is probably one of the most awful things ever

*4Chan comes running in* "Hell Yeah!"

Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?

found this quote in the about page on the website; "Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! You gonna get GRAPED!"

sounds dangerous

"Isn't this more suited to AnimeVice or something?"

More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it.

Tentacle Grape... Oh dear...

"More over-priced than Brawndo, and nowhere near as cool.  The nutrition label is funky too, nowhere is sugar or grape listed, just a shitload of sodium and carbs.  So it's salty tasting, like tears from rape perhaps?

This has legal issues written all over it."

Do want!

Except it's more expensive than most alcoholic 6 pack drinks you can buy. Alcohol is the *real* energy drink.

Fuck this is better than Alf back in pog form.

Wait...what??? Tentacle Grape Branded Condoms? O.o

Yes, but does the Hentai soda wear a schoolgirl skirt and make high pitched moaning noises.

Yes good sir, I think I would.

and so another angel gets its wings.......wait im lost

I'm not going to lie, this sounds fucking disgusting, like that Cocaine energy drink...

So weird. So very, very weird