What was Sorny 2006??
Poll: Worst E3 Press Conference in the past 5 years.
NOT IN POLL, BUT SHOULD BE MENTIONED:
Ubisoft 2010 -
Laser Tag
Innergy(Breathing: The Game)
Your Shape(for the 2nd time in one day)
Driver SF's story makes no sense
Michael Jackson to end the show
Sony 2006 -
Ridge Racer... RIIIIIIIDGE RACER!!!!
Giant Enemy Crab
$599
Nintendo 2008 -
Annoying Mother.
Wii Music
Microsoft 2010 -
Kinect.
" Ubisoft, 2010. That shit was tragic. "I don't think any press conference has ever made me experience the extreme range of emotions that Ubisoft 2010 has.
I think Child of Eden saved it from being a complete waste... it was on the edge... I'll see if I can edit the poll" @DVombatus said:
" Ubisoft, 2010. That shit was tragic. "Word. I was going to ask where was this option cause Jesus Christ. That was cringe worthy. "
EDIT: Appearantly I can't, but I'll add it to the 3 options in my first post here.
Sony 2006 was pretty funny, and Microsoft 2010 was really boring, but I voted Nintendo 2008 because it was a complete disaster.
You know whats amazing? Ive been reading impressions from sites, and most of hem really liekd it. Which baffles me. maybe I missed something.
" I fucking hate you guys, stop shitting all over motion controls just because they are motion controls. For what they are and say they will do, they do it. "I like you.
At least the Sony and Nintendo presentations were Ed Wood bad. Microsoft's presentation was Uwe Boll bad.
At this point, Microsoft 2010. I mean Ravi Drums was pretty bad and so was Giant enemy crab, but Dance Central takes the cake.
you know, I made a thread in teh 360 section suggesting just that, but Theyre would atleast be some people calling it out for being bad, adn so far I dont see taht many. Which makes me thinkthey legitemetly think its was good. Which is what I cant understand. When Nintendo does stupid motion crap, people rip on them, but when MS does it for a hour, everyone loves it apparently.
" Nothing can ever top Giant Enemy Crab. "This.
I never watched 2008 nintendo, but man sony 06 is a classic. Gosh watching that video made me feel things i haven't felt in a while...giant enemy crab...
I never really pay attention to the 3rd party conferences, but I'm pretty sure Ubisoft's would take the cake according to Giant Bomb. I honestly thought Microsoft was just okay, not horrible or anything. 3 stars on a Giant Bomb scale.
That Nintendo 2008 conference was the worst though. They were supposed to be showing hot new Wii titles since the system had been for a decent amount of time then. Animal Crossing was all they had, and that game (predictably) turned out to be nothing new.
Microsoft showed Halo Reach, Gears of War 3, MGS Rising, COD, and Madden. They could have browsed 4chan for the rest of the conference and they still would have beat 2008 Nintendo and 2006 Sony.
Some of that Natal stuff was impressive too. They just had horrible fucking presenters.
At least Sony 06 was entertaining, whether or not it was intended. Of all the conferences I've seen since I started watching them in 2005, Nintendo 07 and Nintendo 08 have been the worst. Microsoft 2010 was close to that level.
Ubisoft 2009 was dreadful. So was Ubisoft 2010. The Big Three's worst conferences don't even compare to those because at the very least we had something to laugh at from each of those. The Ubisoft ones were just ... boring.
The trailer didn't load, so this became incredibly awkward. And then, who can forget...
Then we had this:
So fun to watch.
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