@marc: I'm always going to be open to trying out any drink for the first time. I've just had a 100% gross rating of all beers I've tried.

I used to hate beer to death. Started hanging out with a few beer drinkers though, and it eventually grew on me to the point where I can enjoy most beers. Whether it be a simple PBR, a nice cold IPA or a lovely Pale Ale.

That place where Sean Connery gets a haircut in The Rock

@shagge: if you got a notice about your post being flagged, that was totally by accident. I was scrolling with my pinky when it slipped because I was to busy eating a parfait. I would imagine that Dan would all of what I just described very fancy.

@alistercat: I bet Dan would consider any french word, especially with a silent T, far too fancy for his taste

Yes, that includes Home Depot

Wait, how bout' Big Lots?

Collar stays? Collar stays seem like the most "normal people use them but Dan Ryckert think's their too fancy" thing in the world.

Others: slim cuts, drycleaners, the new Prime Minister of India, everything within a two block radius of San Francisco's Union Square, Memento Mori, Stephen Fry...

Adam Sessler, game journalism hero and surprising scholar of New Historicism Adam Sessler is too fancy for Dan Ryckert.

I've never even heard of collar stays. What a dumb fancy name.

Brad Shoemaker.

@firecracker22: i mean run for the hills if Dan is ever put in charge of anything but otherwise meh

only 18 days late

@andrewb: affordable beer tastes better than affordable wine...

Wal-Mart is not fancy, but Wal-Mart Supercenter is fancy. It's got fresh produce.

The most important question is, does Dan Ryckert consider himself "fancy"? And how terrifying is it if he does?

He certainly does not. He's a Cool Dude which is the farthest thing from Fancy.

@alistercat: You forgot chicken.

Iggy Azalea

Rofl, yup, Dan is a special kind of person. Gotta love him though. I will join in the alcohol discussion in saying that I enjoy most things other than beer and "spiced" rum like captain morgan's, and it's the spice's fault not the rum. I don't understand beer. Alcohol is already a hard thing to wrap your taste-buds around, why you gotta insert such a weird disgusting thing as hops into the equation and make it even harder to like? I'd much rather do shots of vodka with no chaser than drink even one can of beer.

*clapping*

@andrewb: This guy knows what's up. Beer sucks shit.

Also, someone already mentioned it, but Dan saying plastic plates are too fancy/expensive for his poor college self, leading to the shoebox debacle is probably my favorite stubborn Dan thing.

A cake...?

@davidh219: something about a cold beer after a day working out in the sun is just ... right.

@basm321: With the notable exception of "buffet" of course.

@hatking said:

hahahah

grey poupon