The Broodwich is a sandwich from Hell that Master Shake discovered when digging a tunnel underground. When Shake loses his footing, he stumbles several feet underground into a cave. He then notices the Broodwich sitting before him. According to the Voice, the sandwich is "forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell's half-acre, slathered with mayonnaise from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken, beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, [with] cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a three-headed fanged cow [and] layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood." It is later noted to include lettuce. When Shake complains about the lack of bacon, he is told that there are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil.
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