Is this all Dan's fault?

Why would you do such a thing!?!?!

I am going to gouge my eyes out now. So probably?

This is the day the Lord had made let us rejoice and dip everything in mayonnaise.

Well, it's mayo, so it's probably the work of someone with a grudge against Dan. Probably John Drake.

I think America can end now.

It usually is

DIP EVERYTHING IN MAYONNAISE