I think this is the last game I'm buying for a while, I'm out.
Can someone explain to me what I am missing here? I'm whatever chapter is in Scotland and I think I've seen enough.
I think I've given this game enough chance to get going but I don't have infinite free time to waste on not having fun in hopes something exciting happens. The prison sequence seemed like a drawn out tutorial, but it now seems like that's the depth of the game play. Wait, I got to play Crash Bandicoot again so that was kind of fun for a bit. Only 90s kids will get this!
The combat doesn't matter because the AI is pretty clueless and you have infinite health (I'm playing on the default difficulty) so I just kind of go through the motions till the copy and pasted bad guys stop spawning in. The puzzle of "do you know Roman numerals?" really challenged me while I also checked Instagram on my phone at the same time. #catpictures.
I watched the quicklook and glanced at the 5/5 review. Yeah I thought the Last of Us was kind of boring, but I'm going to give this AAA big game thing another try. Maybe it's me that's wrong. No, actually, somehow I have the They Live sunglasses and I see that entering an open area with waist high boxes means there's going to be a shoot out just like the Last of Us. Holy shit, Joel, you sure know how to wait for the enemy to stand up! Joel was his name right? I remember it as "Jooal."
This is a game where nothing matters. That fight scene with that one lady? You can't win, you're going out the window no matter what. Just print that on the box. You're going for a ride players, get ready to tap X!
They figured out how to show characters removing clothing on camera, but when Nate rolls his sleeves up it's out of frame. The characters ears glow if they have a light source shining on them. That's cool, I mean, I guess.
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