Tony Hawk: RIDE
Game » consists of 3 releases. Released Nov 17, 2009
The tenth game in the Tony Hawk series, RIDE featured the use of a newly conceived skateboard peripheral in an attempt, by Activision, to reboot the series.
Really surprised nobody has injured themselves yet.
Before this game was released, I think it was Vinny who said he expected loads of new reports about kids flying face first into their coffee tables play TH: Ride.
As such, I'm kind of baffled at the lack of injuries (that kid got stabbed while playing it, but that's not really the game's fault).
How is everyone who bought it being so careful? It seems absolutely ripe for some asshole kid to say DUDE CHECK ME OUT DOING A KICKFLIP BRAH and then end up with part of the TV stuck in their brain.
" @Br3adfan said::( I wanted to say it too." Because nobody is playing it. Oh burn! "Sheit, Br3ad beat me to it. "
"People have been injured, they're just too embarrassed to fess up to purchasing the game. "
"Hello sir, I'm your doctor."
"*mumbles*"
"What that?"
"I was playing Tony Hawk Ride."
"Oh....oh er...I'm...oh God...uh...I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the hospital."
"What? What do you mean?"
"Hey no need to get angry."
"What? I just-"
"Security! This patient's got a gun!"
"Wait! I don't-"
BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM
"Whew! That was close. He almost touched me."
"Hello sir, I'm your doctor." "*mumbles*" "What that?" "I was playing Tony Hawk Ride." "Oh....oh er...I'm...oh God...uh...I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave the hospital." "What? What do you mean?" "Hey no need to get angry." "What? I just-" "Security! This patient's got a gun!" "Wait! I don't-" BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM "Whew! That was close. He almost touched me."LoL. It's funny because it's true.
Actually I'm legitimately surprised, if you were stupid enough to buy RIDE then you should be stupid enough to kill yourself playing it.
Everybody who bought the game got injured.
Psychologically, when they realized what they just spent all that money on.
" Yeah, yeah okay. Burn on the game. But I still find amazing that some hick parent hasn't gone to their local newspaper and said "That Tony Hawks computer game cut my boys head off!". "Haha, man, that almost made me cough up this burger I'm eating. Dude, this thread makes me want to buy the game just for someone to get hurt. Hahaha.
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