Unprofessional Fridays: 06/30/17

Huh. That was quick to post.

so quick

Some interesting stuff happened and the chat reacted. Here's the archive.

Between this and GBE Playdate, Giant Bomb sure was nice while it lasted, lol.

I never in a million years thought I would see Eek Games's House Party on UPF. Why did I think that? LOL :)

Somehow Giant Bomb was more horny than Waypoint today. STEP UP YOUR GAME AUSTIN

@coolarman: look at me

we Waypoint horny now

Wait, Polygon's Chris Grant? He looks super different from his pictures.

Is it just me or is the playdate from earlier not uploaded yet? That was live before this was but I only see the UPF.

@pfhor: I bet Vinny and Abby were too drunk to post it

I couldn't stop looking at whatever food Ben had on the other screen.

Was fhis also censored live? Would be funnier uncensored

@ssully: It was the thumbnail for the stream and if I recall correctly it was some sort of... candy burrito?

Goddamn. The writing in that party game is so fucking abysmal. I can't even enjoy it for how bad it is.

@sammo21: Ben turned on the in-game censor so I would assume so

That's probably the best thumbnail I've seen in a long time.

Pro-tip: "You gotta get really close to the end, then stop for a bit."
Rorie is OUTRAGEOUS.

Who's your favorite neck-romancer?

Jason is speedrunning uploads.

"God dammit!!"

Press P to Expose Penis

The sisters in the sex game are called Ashley and Madison.

Ashley. Madison.

FFS.

House Party should have been the sequel to Velvet Sundown.

Chris Grant is always a fun guest.

Only watched 15 minutes so far but Ben not using the inspect button is driving me nuts. Just press it once to see what it does.

I snorted pixie sticks in front of a cop when i was a kid, he laughed his ass off after figuring it out. he pulled up near the picnic table we were chilling at and was totally confused until he saw my jumbo sized straw and horrified face.

The started the UPF with the show stopper, should left house party to the end of the stream

"press 1 to masturbate when your penis is exposed"

Man, I alreay beat Furi but fuck I wanna go and play it again after watching this ... also FUCK anybody who says the walking sections are bad, I do however like that there is a mode without them.

I always play Horse in UCH. It's why I win. #alwaysbetonhorse

Na $15 for the necro pack is what we expected and is a fine price. It's a butt ton of work to put a new character into this game, if you think about how much work is involved, and I was fine finally giving back to a game that's been giving me free content for actual years. Seriously D3 put out so many revisions and free content I'm baffled that anyone cares about an actual $15 after all this time.

Who knew that Rorie was into edging?

it's obvious, if you think about it...

I have a bad case of the speed runs.

Good to see some love for Furi!

Something Terrible is Happening

Ben makes great facial expressions

"This might be porno. We don't know." - Jeff

Whenever the next Membership Sale comes up, that needs to be the ad copy.

I feel like this isn't the first time in recent weeks that the fade out at the end of the show has been a fade onto something else. It was funny, but I take it by Jason's outburst that it's not what he was looking for. Find that crossed wire! =P

I'd play d3 on ps4 with you @jeff. Hardcore is the only way to play, only thing that makes the challenge real. REAL.

I disagree playing Diablo 3 on hardcore makes it a better experience. A lag spike, a sneeze, a cat jumping on your keyboard can nullify months of experience due to perma death. I am sure that hardcore players play the game differently than those who play like me but I have a level 70 in every slot and haven't done seasons in years and just do normal servers. The game is just fun to get strong as fuck and blow monsters to smithereens while listening to your own music. I hadn't played in months and fired up the game, made a few recipe combines and got lucky on a few gambled items and was multishotting for 60 billion damage to every mob in the room. God I love Diablo 3. Thanks for reminding me I need to buy the necromancer though.

If people aren't aware of Diablo 3 you can get a char to level 70 power leveled within hours if you really want, but leveling up is a real damn fun time. If you haven't played diablo 3 since it came out the game is light years different. I used to play during the real auction house and stuff and now a days it is so much fun I just have a hard time only grinding greater rifts and wish there was more content although I think it is even better than Diablo 1 and 2 at this point. It is a shame all we got was the necromancer but im hoping to god we get a Diablo 4. I am so burnt out on Diablo 3 over the years but it is just a damn good game.

I like when Rory is on stuff, but dude, you gotta stop interrupting people.

Ah man too bad the speedrun game was Furi. I'm playing the game right now so i had to skip it. The tlk was interesting tho.

Shows necro and show the most boring skills and way to showcase with the most boring army of the dead "shakes head" Summoner class is boring when you have no idea how to play it.

This is the greatest speedrun of all time, not because it's a good speedrun, but because it is was the most cursed run of all time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYjW8Q_c1PY

edit: THE HUB WORLD IN THE BOX GAME IS MOTHER BASE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

God, I love Jeff interrupting Matt's tangent right at the beginning of the stream.

I ended up liking Furi a lot more when I got to the end and realized it was a Silver Surfer game.