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Quick Look: Pocket Card Jockey

The ultimate racing game. Part horse. Part Solitaire.

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

May. 11 2016

Cast: Drew, Dan

Posted by: Jason

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Pocket Card Jockey

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wow he did that bit for almost 1/3 of the QL... ok then. It stops at 8:30 if you want to skip ahead
Got through and still dont know whats.. what. Maybe play the game more next time? It being 7dollars will make me want to get it anyways

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I love you japan keep making stuff like this.

<3

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This really is the Dark Souls of solitaire games. Your character is hollow and everything.

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This was a fun QL!

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Couldn't help but think of this as Dan was going through the tips...

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Way to over-complicate a relatively simple game. Just play the game there's no need for the theatrics.

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Initially looking at the graphics made me think that at some point the game would turn into a Rhythm Heaven minigame.

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I got this due to Dan mentioning it last week and it's pretty good. I liked Dan's explanation of the systems. He knew what he was doing illustrating how zany they are. He did it for comedic effect. I even learned a thing or two that I missed when I first played it. I really need to go in and read all those tips.

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Truly the sport of kings!

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man that intro was almost insufferable...

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I could get into this. With Nintendo going all mobile, this is the kind of game i could get behind on the app and play stores.

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This looks great, loved the intro of this video.

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Is it Giddyap or giddyup

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I love it. Was laughing all the way through the QL, while entering my CC information to buy it, and also while playing the game myself.

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I can't feel the right side of my face anymore.

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Its all very simple you see... Cards make horses go fast.

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This was actually an excellent quick look. It made a complex game a lot more accessible. Good going, Dan!

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I think my brain just seeped out of my ears...

Send help.

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I applauded your filibuster line Drew

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"I'm just going to rub all this for unity stuff" sounds like a bizarro world hippie peace slogan.

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Only a hyperactive Dan can explain everything in this game.

Nintendo also needs a celphone version (I do not have a 3DS.)

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I'd pony up the money for this if I had a 3DS. It's just crazy enough for me to be interested in. I respect the hell out of games that try to be different and do a good job at making an entertaining game that I would have otherwise completely skipped out on. It's a nice reprieve from the normal onslaught of first-person shooters, MOBA's and the [rogue]likes.

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From that intro, if he he hadn't said that Game Freak made it, I would have easily guessed it was Atlus.

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"Pocket Jockey"

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Strangest thing since Chess Boxing

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I imagine someone got right hammered while playing a bar counter multi-game and thought "I can put these two games together!". I'm definitely checking out the demo.

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Way to give people a really shitty first impression with your (admittedly humourous) "Here's the list of all of the systems you need to learn!!" bit. The game does a good job teaching you how to play, and those tips are just there as a helpful reference if you're unsure or forget something.

Game is addictive as fuck. I have played way too much of it. Might secretly be Game Freak's best game. :P

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Can someone check with the Frog Fractions guy because this looks like Frog Fractions 2.

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Annoyingly reading all the text for a game with in-depth systems, in a hurried fashion..."hilarious" joke Dan.

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@will_m: Agreed, this is clearly Frog Fractions 2.

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Carrots... seriously. A jockey later in the story gets loaded up on carrots and gets super speed.

What drugs fueled the creation of this game

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@mrbang said:

Annoyingly reading all the text for a game with in-depth systems, in a hurried fashion..."hilarious" joke Dan.

Love Dan but I agree, the joke wore thin pretty early on.

Wow, it's pretty cheap, might have to pick it up!

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I got the CRAZIEST deja vu watching this, was there a similar 3DS/DS game quicklook done with Jeff that anyone can think of?

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My sister's a farrier; this is all accurate horse knowledge.

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@meatball said:

Way to give people a really shitty first impression with your (admittedly humourous) "Here's the list of all of the systems you need to learn!!" bit. The game does a good job teaching you how to play, and those tips are just there as a helpful reference if you're unsure or forget something.

Game is addictive as fuck. I have played way too much of it. Might secretly be Game Freak's best game. :P

he has a point though, it seems to be bombarding you with crazy systems repeatedly right out the gate and expects you to be able to deal with them in rapid succession. i mean, it's cool if you can cope with it and all but i think it's fair for the audience to know what they're getting into.

(btw not directed at you but the joke took like 3 minutes. calm down or skip it, you don't have to pull out the pitchforks for evil Dan Ryckert just yet ; ) )

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Dan is so wonderful for the first ten minutes.

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All I know about horse racing comes from that episode of Game Center CX when Arino played that horse racing management sim. That made it seem horrible, but this? I may end up getting this.

Edit: I bought it halfway through the QL.

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This looks awesome. This was an awesome quick look.

I can't stop looking at the cute horsies. Look how cute they are! They're trying so hard...!

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@meatball said:

Way to give people a really shitty first impression with your (admittedly humourous) "Here's the list of all of the systems you need to learn!!" bit. The game does a good job teaching you how to play, and those tips are just there as a helpful reference if you're unsure or forget something.

Game is addictive as fuck. I have played way too much of it. Might secretly be Game Freak's best game. :P

he has a point though, it seems to be bombarding you with crazy systems repeatedly right out the gate and expects you to be able to deal with them in rapid succession. i mean, it's cool if you can cope with it and all but i think it's fair for the audience to know what they're getting into.

(btw not directed at you but the joke took like 3 minutes. calm down or skip it, you don't have to pull out the pitchforks for evil Dan Ryckert just yet ; ) )

Is that based on this QL or on the game? Because the game doesn't even give you that tips menu before introducing the basics. I found it pretty straightforward to understand. Yes there are deeper systems to take advantage of if you want but you can't really do stuff like optimize your horse's skills until you're way further in the game anyway.

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The fuck's wrong with you people that dan's rapid fire list of mechanics wasn't super funny

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The music in this is just so good. It's great at getting you pumped to race some horsies.

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Pokéjock?

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@ilikepopcans said:

wow he did that bit for almost 1/3 of the QL... ok then. It stops at 8:30 if you want to skip ahead

Got through and still dont know whats.. what. Maybe play the game more next time? It being 7dollars will make me want to get it anyways

have you never giant bombed?

They have the utmost commitment to doing dumb sh*t.

@grondoth said:

The fuck's wrong with you people that dan's rapid fire list of mechanics wasn't super funny

Agreed

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Dan's tutorial reminded me of Rorie's HOT TIPS.

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Someone try to convince me this game isn't Frog Fractions 2. I dare you.

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the demo is pretty cool - shame nintendo straight up swapped the $ with £ in the store - I'm still tempted to buy it though

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Holy shit, this was obnoxious...

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Is there a mute specific person feature in GB's video player?