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Quick Look: Deathsmiles 2X

Merry Christmas, Jeff and Vinny! I got you an appointment with your parole officer!

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

May. 25 2011

Cast: Jeff, Vinny

Posted by: Drew

270 Comments

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yay new QL

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Cool. 
 
Edit: Jeff does not seem happy about this game being 30 bucks.

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awesome 

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Deathsmiles sounds like a kinky sex move.

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hurrah

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Edited By soupbones

Great game - but WAY easier than the first. 
 
Still a creepy pedophile mess... but great game!

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Sounding a bit demonic there, Jeff and Vinny.

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Edited By Chop

30 bucks? 
 
Fuck off with that bullshit. 

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Nice choice Vinny. 

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Oh dear...

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First video I'm gonna watch with this awesome new website skin.

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30 bucks is a shitty price 

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ಠ_ಠ

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So this is what Christmas looks like in Japan.  
Merry Christmas everybody.  
And remember; you have to tell me if your a cop. 
haha

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This is literally the closest I will ever be. I can't believe it... On another note... Yay Quicklook!

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HA! Jeff picked casper in the original deathsmiles QL also. Funny that.

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Further proof that Jeff and Vinny should do every quicklook together
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The 12 y/o girl is not a girl. Just a heads up.

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Compared to the first one (which I did rent from gamefly recently), this doesn't seem worth the price as that previous one seemed best for being on XBLA for half the price of the disc cost. They should have just put this out for $15 as an expansion the other disc based Deathsmiles game. Really not understanding Cave's idea of putting the ages in this & the previous game as it's pretty clear to anyone who's seen people grow up that the people you can play in this game are at least in high school if not getting tons of cosmetic surgery done.
 
Strange that the easiest thing (translating this game) wasn't something in the options. 
 
Edit-Bigote is a great monster name & would expect giant Japan monsters to be prejudiced excessively.

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Is Jeff doing this over Skype? His mic sounds pretty bad.

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Yeah, 30 bucks is a bit too much from this. Also they need to stop with putting little girls in these games. 

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FYI: "no" means "of" in japanese.

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WTF

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@AlexanderSheen said:
FYI: "no" means "of" in japanese.
FYI, not really.
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Jeff and Vinny on a niche Japanese title? Yes PLEASE!

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Everything...... everything about this game makes me extremely..... uncomfortable. I don't think I can watch this. It.... might be against the law. 

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The 30 Bucks price is just for the idiots that would pay that much. 6 months and this will be 15 dollars. 
 
I picked up the original deathsmiles in box for £20 ($15) and it had a soundtrack cd, the game a think ass manual and a disk with some kind of desktop theme. I do not regret that purchase. Also, the sprites in the original are much much better than crappy low poly models in this new game.

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Creeper Jeff has returned

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Creepy anime fans masturbate while playing this game.

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Jeff, Vinny...
  
What are your opinions on Megan's Law?

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30 BUCKS!? Cave...YOUCWAZYYYYYYY. 
But seriously, wtf and lol combined. It's a WLTOFL videogame.

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I hope Microsoft plan to bring more Cave games and fighters like Phantom Breaker  to the US via Games on Demand.

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You a cop?

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in during "ewwww anime girls"

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Oh man, I could probably actually play this compared to the first Deathsmiles. 
 
Somewhat want!

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kind of reminds me of forgotten worlds from the sega genesis.

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Oh Microsoft. You just keep selling stupid shit on Live for ridiculous amounts of money. 
Besides that, when are you gonna have that talk with third party companies about dropping $20 off their games because I keep having to send you $50, I mean $60 a year just to access the other half of my $60 game? 
Yeah, I don't plan on Microsoft answering me anytime soon. 
Oh well, at least 50 cent Blood on the Sand is on Games On Demand for $59.99.  
That's a good deal right?    Right?  
Maybe I should drop a few dollars on my avatar since it costs Microsoft practically nothing to make.
That sounds like a good idea.   
(sigh) O.k. Rage rant over.

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what is up with these crappy excuses for "games" with erotic anime? first catherine now this.

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Dead or Alive for the 3DS will not be sold in Sweden due to fear of swedish child pornography laws. This game looks to be in the dangerzone.. actually I think it would be easier to just just ban Japan entirely.. 
Gotta love the thought police and getting convicted for owning cartoons..
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It doesn't seem like a $30 game, but I didn't think the first one was either (and they charged more for it).

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@Greebman said:
what is up with these crappy excuses for "games" with erotic anime? first catherine now this.
Hardly fair to put Catherine in the same group as Deathsmiles. Adults questioning the concept of love by dreaming of block pushing puzzles is way different than pre-teen girls in maid costumes shooting lasers at monsters. Both ridiculous, but this is just creepy.
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From the looks of things Santa has joined the Spanish Inquisition.

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@Axersia said:
The 12 y/o girl is not a girl. Just a heads up.

Just saw this...whew!  But this game doesn't have enough little girls...and only one underwear scene. What is a pathetic old perv supposed to be 'inspired' by? 
IDK, i do not do this stuff, but it was kind of colorful and silly.  I think I enjoyed Jeff playing it more than him. I suspect there is real weird shit out there. I guess this is sort of like our acceptance of what is in my my mind is mislabeled as rape culture. Rape culture, again to me, should be about actual rape, but I do understand it is a mentality being challenged. This game is a very mild example(you could easily ignore it) of uncool focus on the young. Pedophilia. Sort of.
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God, those bats look horrible

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The "you a cop?!" "I aint no cop" part cracked me up. This looks horrible. 30 bucks for a lame short game with not much for options and you cant even understand the horrible story about underage big breasted girls saving/stopping christmas. Id rather overdose on heroin then pay 30 bucks for this.

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I hate anime.

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So many close-minded people in these comments.  Gotta love American culture and the perception that 'cute and silly' is terrible and perverse, and 'violence and murder' is totally great, doubly so if it involves warring against other countries!  Kinda reminds me of that politician dude who said that 'Anybody over 18 playing Animal Crossing is playing it for the wrong reasons', like you can't enjoy harmless fictional silliness without also being some kind of colossal pervert.
 
Then again, this mindframe usually comes from the people who genuinely think that "BUT IT'S JUST WRONG." is a valid and well-thought-out criticism. 

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@LoggerRythm: I pc game. It is awesome. 
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@scarycrayons said:
So many close-minded people in these comments.  Gotta love American culture and the perception that 'cute and silly' is terrible and perverse, and 'violence and murder' is totally great, doubly so if it involves warring against other countries!  Kinda reminds me of that politician dude who said that 'Anybody over 18 playing Animal Crossing is playing it for the wrong reasons', like you can't enjoy harmless fictional silliness without also being some kind of colossal pervert. Then again, this mindframe usually comes from the people who genuinely think that "BUT IT'S JUST WRONG." is a valid and well-thought-out criticism. 
Dude, 14-year olds with DD tits and a fucking nurse outfit. Come on.
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@scarycrayons: Hahaha man you have some creepy pictures in your gallery.