Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: The Midwest or Something Edition

Jeff Jarrett is terrible.

VIDEO GAMES!

Where do I get that Grey Fox poster! That thing is awesome!

JEFF JARRETT IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING!

Internet video clips are coming back in style, it seems.

I didn't know what slap nuts was until today.

I found a site with the poster!

http://ashthorp.com/posters

Cincinnati chili hot tip- put a layer of oyster crackers under all of the spaghetti/chili. it will soak up a lot of the wetness

FUUUUCK!!!

DAN BRINGING THE HEAT WITH THAT SPORT JOKE

Was that The Substitute I spotted?

slap

nuts

I think it's getting to the point where you should clean your office space.

@jeff@danryckert IsThe Substitute owned by CBS at all? If so there needs to be a live airing of it with the crews reactions!

DAT SPORTS JOKE

Looks like I'm going to the store tomorrow to buy some chili and spaghetti (I live in Wisconsin, of course I already have a bunch of (good) cheese at hand). That sounds great.

Jeff getting paid to watch The Substitute. He really made it.

Giant Bomb is not your personal waste disposal facility.

I use Hobby Lobby. You can choose your frame, acid free pads, and glass.

i like video games

So is this how Giant Bomb secretly streams out all of "The Substitute", 5 minutes of footage in each mailbag?

it puts the duck on the chili

P....POW

It's not. But they've talked about doing commentary tracks, so that would be the next best thing!

I liked mailbags better when the guy recording video talked more

@gaff: Damn, the Akira/Tetsuo one is rad too! Assuming they're all gone cos I couldn't see a way to buy 'em :(

Brahma Light is actually a Brazilian beer, maybe now I have to send them one of those, they are kind of terrible thought...

Ratz Instagib quicklook incoming?

That happens when unprofessionals like Brad and Dan are behind the camera.

SPORTS JOKE

Jeff was on fire with funny, yet really bad jokes and puns in this Mailbag. Wouldn't have it any other way.

That Slap Nuts guitar is pretty sweet. I'm sure we'll be seeing photos of Dan holding that up during live wrestling shows. For a second before he opened the package, I thought it was going to be a custom made Air Force Gator foam thingy.

When Brad smelled the Cincinnati ducks, it reminded me of the one time I drove through Cincinnati (without stopping) and it smelled like sewage for like 20 minutes driving through. Sorry locals. I'd still try a four-way though.

@lausebub: Is that the lodge butler from Twin Peaks? That dude was awesome.

Is @danryckert a Bushwacker?

About all the rubber ducks - every year we flood the ohio river with rubber ducks and have a rubber duck regatta, with proceeds going to the local foodbank and the winner getting a car or something. Porkopolis!

Skyline Chili is my absolute favorite food, but there's really no sane way to explain Cincinnati chili to anyone who's never spent any time there. Even with the locals, it can be a hard sell.

The proceeds don't go to cleaning up the Ohio River?

I'm still not sure what it is...

SPORTS JOKE

God i wish i could get paid to watch the Substitute

might as well put proceeds towards moving the sun

If the office was clean, it would not be "Giant Bomb".

STUN PALS!

C'mon @danryckert , how can you not know that Ohio is THE ORIGINAL Midwest state? We've got chili, subpar sports teams, and combustible rivers for days!

No hot sauce? That's the best thing from Skyline.

We've gotta get that started sometime.

Bring back the mysterious Other M poster!

EAT A BAG OF DUCKS!

@jeff please tell me where you got that gumball 3000 hoodie. Holy shit that thing is dope.

@mustardfacial: Literally just google, "gumball 3000 hoodie"

Feels like we're getting mailbags every couple weeks now. I like it!

I have a feeling I WON'T have to sit down and watch the substitute one day if I just keep watching Giant Bomb videos, I will experience the entire thing... eventually

Another Skyline chilli pro tip: hot sauce. Throw some Frank's Red Hot in there, it's fuckin awesome.

Someone should send in a box filled with twinkies again. That was kind of fucked up but great

Also I am a doctor and a scientist. If you wear a condom while in a thunderstorm you cannot get struck by lightning.