They're maybe not average looking, but one thing I always appreciated about the Kane and Lynch games is that those guys absolutely do not look like your usual video game protagonists.
Don't a lot of people complain that most video game protagonists are grizzled, middle-aged white guys?
I just realized that in addition to this, I'm also watching an anime where the hero (who was once a member of the Tea Party, no less) saves the world through the power of capitalism. Can you point me to the nearest Glenn Beck anime?
This is it, guys. The half-way mark. We're halfway done with this feature. That said, it took a LOT of will-power to resist the VERY obvious fourth-wall jokes I could've made in today's update.
You know, I really didn't need that sleep. I'll just spend another night slowly sobbing in front of my laptop.Anything to get away from...That's about the third or fourth time she's called Rin a kitten. I think I know what HER weird character trait will be."I mean, look at him. Do YOU have any clue what to do with him?"OK, so maybe Shizune's mom isn't dead. Maybe she just faked her own death and changed her name to get away from Jigoro. Crazier things have happened.Like Hisao shipping Nomiya and Sae...........*wretch*....."I've seen what you can do with a pair of whiskers. I think you're going places, kitten.""They have? First I've heard of th-" "QUITE. SUPPORTIVE.""How many times do I have to tell you that I won't film porn up there?""You've already put your webcams up there, haven't you?""His cleaning bills are going to bankrupt me."("Anymore.")Please tell me you're talking about the atelier.Certainly explains Sae's shitty luck in today's update.Somehow, this is less awkward.Don't you break the fourth wall on me, you babyfaced motherfucker."And start staring the shit out of her.""Like, REALLY stare the shit out of her.""Whispering dirty thoughts into her sleeping head.""And maybe an urge to fuck her up beyond belief."She's dead."That probably explains 'Single Brush Stroke That Happened to Fall onto the Floor.' How did I not notice it sooner?"WATCHING HER SLEEP SETS OFF HIS ARRHYTHMIA!? WHAT!?And looking out the window burns his eyes to a crisp!? What kind of sick-ass direction is this update taking?Babyface Nakai: Emotional Expert."Yea, I'll admit it. I'm a bad drooler.""Kind of."If I was a better Photoshopper, I'd probably make Rin burp butterflies. But instead, you'll just have to imagine her doing so. Trust me: it's very hilarious."I still have nightmares about that fucking shed.""Millions will die.""I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss Mutou and his methed out underwear ramblings."WHY MUST YOU PUNISH THEM SO!?"But now, I think I'd prefer the smell of death and disease to this."Must....resist...urge....to Photoshop....Rin...into....pimp outfit...."You see this shit? THIS is why I don't want her around."You bet your traumatized ass she does!He means she's bipolar."Girl, you have no idea what I think is fun."
The unfortunate individual known as Steve Bunside can be mitigated via skipping every Cutscene so him and his stupid face are rarely in view.
But what about all those parts where he needlessly elongates the game? You can't skip those.
And really? Steve is the worst part of a game where the villains are a pair of weirdo borderline-incestuous twins and "definitley not the matrix" Albert Wesker?
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