Ryan

Thanks to everyone who participated in this bit of internet torture! My brother's Facebook page will never be the same, and our mom found all of your entries endlessly hilarious. Kudos!

Oh you guys.

This is way, way too far, but I open myself up publicly, and I shouldn't be too surprised that it has come to this. So! Not to set precedent or anything, but let's clear the air, eh?

-Not divorced. Not ever married. Pretty sure this is the product of one forum user not being able to distinguish another forum user's jest from the truth.

-Brad's not leaving. At least, I know of no such plans, so I'd be as surprised as anyone. Again, this is the product of someone trying to make a gag, other people not getting it, and the whole thing gets all internetty from there.

-I am, in fact, overweight. Unhealthily so! Trust that no one is as constantly, painfully aware of this fact as me. I appreciate the concern, in whatever form it takes, but external pressures don't help.

Hopefully that settles everything.

Keep the hits coming, folks!

FWIW, Robin is 10 years younger than me. I'm also a bit of a black sheep in the family, the only one born a brunette. The rest of the clan is pretty fair.

@Video_Game_King said:

@Ryan said:

What the fuck, why would you assume I was going to be mean? I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE WISH-FULFILLMENT UP IN THIS BITCH, NEW GUY.

Well, you did want to destroy the NDX and the Game Room Quick Look, so maybe he assumed that you hated fun :P.

Why do you say this to me when you know I will kill you for it?

What the fuck, why would you assume I was going to be mean? I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR A LITTLE WISH-FULFILLMENT UP IN THIS BITCH, NEW GUY.

@h0lgr said:

@Ryan said:

Hey guys, sorry about the late notice this week--after being consumed by Alice and still getting my not-E3 sea-legs back, TNT came together a little more last-minute this week than I like. Still, as you might've heard, we're playing Super Street Fighter IV for the 360 on this week's show! Hopefully the new format will make it easier to whip together something quick, if at all.

My apologies again, and as always, I look forward to your wares!

warez*

*juarez

Hey guys, sorry about the late notice this week--after being consumed by Alice and still getting my not-E3 sea-legs back, TNT came together a little more last-minute this week than I like. Still, as you might've heard, we're playing Super Street Fighter IV for the 360 on this week's show! Hopefully the new format will make it easier to whip together something quick, if at all.

My apologies again, and as always, I look forward to your wares!

@Ryan said:

@Deathpooky said:

Who gave Alan Wake a machine gun?

Was about to post this EXACT comment. Also, Alan Wake doesn't stand a goddamned chance against Galactus.

Either that or it's going to be really disappointing to find out the secret to defeating the World Eater is to shine a flashlight in his face for a while and then shoot him. Bet Mr. Fantastic never thought of that.

@Deathpooky said:

Who gave Alan Wake a machine gun?

Was about to post this EXACT comment. Also, Alan Wake doesn't stand a goddamned chance against Galactus.

@cap123 said:

Hey Ryan, do we still need to use the drop box? since it's just a normal image and there isn't really going to be any changes would I be able to post my image up here and still have it be up for selection? i can't get access to the drop box while at i'm at university :(

We will continue using Dropbox for the PSDs, in case there are minor tweaks and/or additions that our designers might want to make to specific submissions.