The zombie apocalypse is a lot like having a child, the more prepared you think you are, the more stunned you're going to be when you realize you have no idea what you're doing. I once asked a poll online of how long people thought they'd survive in the zombie apocalypse, and by far the number one answer was the "I'd totally survive the zombie apocalypse" choice, and as soon as I saw that I went "Welp, now I know who the first people to get eaten would be."
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