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Buzz but not really

Watched the Buzz! Quiz World quicklook today.
Hilarious. 
Stupid ass questions.
Kinda bullshit that there's a cultural/regional advantage.
Also disappointed in the redundant buzz button.

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Check Sup Super

I keep forgetting to update my status daily for that damn quest.
I keep telling myself to remember to no avail.
Oh well.

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PHO

Helped some guy called simon get to a pho shop today.
We ate some pho.
Day well spent.

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Again

Again, watched another quicklook.
It was for a game called again.
Also yet again, this is another blog entry.
Again.

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Fought the Beast

Faced the beast with Ryan, Vinny and Brad today in the Real Heroes: Firefighter quicklook.
I might volunteer to be a firefighter. 
Might.

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The Cookie Thief

 

A woman was waiting at an airport one night,
With several long hours before her flight.
She hunted for a book in the airport shops,
Bought a bag of cookies and found a place to drop.

She was engrossed in her book but happened to see,
That the man sitting beside her, as bold as could be.
Grabbed a cookie or two from the bag in between,
Which she tried to ignore to avoid a scene.

So she munched the cookies and watched the clock,
As the gutsy cookie thief diminished her stock.
She was getting more irritated as the minutes ticked by,
Thinking, "If I wasn't so nice, I would blacken his eye."

With each cookie she took, he took one too,
When only one was left, she wondered what he would do.
With a smile on his face, and a nervous laugh,
He took the last cookie and broke it in half.

He offered her half, as he ate the other,
She snatched it from him and thought...oooh, brother.
This guy has some nerve and he's also rude,
Why he didn't even show any gratitude!

She had never known when she had been so galled,
And sighed with relief when her flight was called.
She gathered her belongings and headed to the gate,
Refusing to look back at that thieving ingrate.

She boarded the plane, and sank in her seat,
Then sought her book, which was almost complete.
As she reached in her baggage, she gasped with surprise,
There was her bag of cookies, in front of her eyes.

If mine are here, she moaned with despair,
The others were his, and he tried to share.
Too late to apologize, she realized with grief,
That she was the rude one, the ingrate, the thief.
 
...Just thought I'd share my favourite poem
I think it was written by Valerie Cox or something, but I've been wrong before .
It manages to show both how good and evil we can be without really knowing it
over something as simple and delicious as a bag of cookies.

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